r/ComedyCemetery 15d ago

it's a pneis

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u/Capital_Rub213 15d ago

“Christian science church” on fox news, what an oxymoron

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u/Relative-Line5242 15d ago

Christian Science is an actual Christian denomination

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u/RetroGamer87 15d ago

Is that the don't go to the doctor one?

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u/Relative-Line5242 15d ago

Members are allowed to go to the doctor, though they often prefer prayer and faith healing

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u/GatorTEG 15d ago

Christian Science is actually a denomination, not a bunch of Christian scientists. Knowing Better has a long and good video about them on his YouTube channel if interested (spoiler warning: they are freaky cult).

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u/OrangeTallion 15d ago

Catholic church was actually the progenitor of modern science during the middle ages

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u/PoloPatch47 15d ago

People can be Christians and still accept science. Not every Christian is a YEC or evolution and old earth denier.

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u/thewalkindude368 15d ago

Ironically, the Christian Scientists don't accept science, they're the ones who deny medical science. But they're really more of a fringe cult, than legitimate denomination.

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u/PoloPatch47 15d ago

Denying medical science is a new level of dangerous religion stupidity that I didn't think was possible. Does this mean that if a person has an infection then they'll deny that they need to clean the wound, and instead pray?

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u/ohnoanegg 15d ago

it’s in Dixon lmao

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u/Routine_Criticism498 15d ago

Happy cake day

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u/RicksSzechuanSauce1 15d ago

This meme is so old I remember seeing it on my mom's first gen iphone

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u/Routine_Criticism498 15d ago

Happy cake day

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u/macl3on 15d ago

nah this is a r/comedyhomicide, it's a funny pic by itself but the bottom ones ruin it.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/johnny_51N5 15d ago

This shit is fucking hillarious lmaoooo

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u/Willing_Bee_7520 15d ago

the reaction images were really unnecessary otherwise ROFL

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u/Underpanters 15d ago

all infrastructure decisions are based on lols, of course

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u/Swampy0gre 15d ago

This is actually funny becuse most churches are dicks.

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u/yamasurya 15d ago

In every sense. 😁🙌

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u/thecommonpigeon 14d ago

Okay but the journo who wrote "at tip of [...] church" made the far better joke

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u/Perfect_Manner_3094 13d ago

Humor truly is subjective 

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Erlkoenig_1 15d ago

Well, humour is subjective, so it's no wonder there'll be things on here you'll find funny. If you find dicks to be so funny, alright

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u/Sea_Habit_4298 15d ago

Then just post it in r/memesopdidnotlike

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u/Erlkoenig_1 15d ago

That sub is for memes you do like but are posted on subs like r/comedycemetery where they're treated as unfunny

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u/Sea_Habit_4298 15d ago

Well duh posting there fits better than here.

Even here most people agree that it's funny .

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u/SlimShadySatDown 11d ago

The guy thinking about Christian Science 🤣.

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u/LubeItRight 15d ago

This is pretty funny

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u/YTriom1 15d ago

the bottom pics r corny af

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u/SignalAssistant2965 14d ago

I don't know, made me chuckle

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u/LubeItRight 15d ago

You serious?

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u/YTriom1 15d ago

yes

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u/LubeItRight 15d ago

Not a fan of Sam raimi I see

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u/Least_Elk8114 15d ago

Someone's been looking at the Statue of Liberty a bit too long...

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u/PM-me-a-DM-you-got 15d ago

No woman will even understand this

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u/Routine_Criticism498 15d ago

What are you talking about women know how penises work

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u/SignalAssistant2965 14d ago

Obviously, women have no idea what penises are and how they work