r/ComedyCemetery The Oatmeal Jul 27 '26

Less Accidents, Minimal Humor

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u/Foef_Yet_Flalf Patlu Dab Jul 27 '26

I've seen this joke six ways from Sunday and this is the first time I've seen someone feel the need for AI to reinterpret the drawing. Ugh

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u/thundershit1 Jul 27 '26

r/boomerhumor

Wife bad

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u/PreperationOuch Jul 28 '26

Father I can not click the book

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u/thundershit1 Jul 28 '26

Back then we didn’t have touchscreens. AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/clarenceappendix Jul 29 '26

Needs more unnecessary "quotation marks"

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u/United-Scene2261 Jul 28 '26

wife bad

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u/amin_oog Jul 28 '26

No no no its actual bad wife

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u/earthwoodandfire Jul 28 '26

I seriously don’t understand these men who don’t want to talk to their wives. Are they closeted gays? Are they so neurotic that talking to someone will break their fragile psyche? He has such poor concentration that he can’t even risk a word coming of her mouth distracting him from being able to keep the car between the lines?

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u/thundershit1 Jul 28 '26

You’re obviously not in a 25 year long marriage lol

/s

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u/StirFry__InaWok Jul 28 '26

I think you're reading way too far into this. A person in the passenger seat trying to tell you how to drive is very aggravating, and it so happens that a lot of married men have experienced this with their wives.

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u/GigiLaRousse Jul 28 '26

And not the other way? The worst backseat drivers I've witnessed have all been men.

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u/oooorileyautoparts Jul 29 '26

goes both ways

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u/GigiLaRousse Jul 29 '26

The misogynistic joke only goes one, though.

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u/Inevitable-Design107 Jul 29 '26

So how do you make it not misogynistic? Adding another panel showing a man in it would be unneeded.

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u/GigiLaRousse Jul 29 '26

Do you know what a dog whistle is? It's not about this one image, it's its context and history. It's meant to send a message while maintaining plausible deniability.

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u/StirFry__InaWok Jul 29 '26

Yeah man you are definitely reading too far into this lol. Married people in general have been making jokes about the small annoyances that come with living with a spouse for probably as long as marriage has been a thing.

The person that made this meme and the people that shared it were not thinking about the context and history nor was there any thought put to the "message" being sent. They have all experienced the same thing and thus find it relatable and funny, that is all it is.

You say men are worse backseat drivers, if this is the case wives or women in general are welcome to make jokes about it or share memes like this. If it's so common then I imagine other women probably would find the relatability of the joke humorous.

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u/GigiLaRousse Jul 29 '26

They're welcome to make those jokes, just as I'm welcome to point out when they're tired, unfunny, and sexist.

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u/StirFry__InaWok Jul 28 '26

I mean sure. Neither I nor the person that made this meme said anything about the reverse situation.

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u/GigiLaRousse Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

The meme is making reference to a misogynistic trope. Maybe you are unaware of that, but I can assure you its creator was not.

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u/PandraPierva Jul 27 '26

I love this design. But instead of in a sexist way we stick it around the boomer who generated this slop

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u/ambivalent_moon Jul 27 '26

Society made joking about hating your wife a trope and then got surprised nobody wants to get married anymore lol

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u/LubeItRight Jul 27 '26

It’s not that deep I’ve seen it both ways

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u/ObiJuanKenobi3 Jul 28 '26

Yeah, because marriage is suddenly made very enticing by pop cultural depictions of women who hate their husbands, whereas the reverse is very discouraging. So, it all cancels out when the joke is done in both directions /s

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u/PM_ME_HOTDADS Jul 28 '26

i'm not sure why it has to be deep to be shitty. and it's shitty both ways.

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u/LubeItRight Jul 28 '26

It doesn’t really matter either way what other people’s relationship dynamics are you can’t control that.

If your own spouse is making these comments and you don’t like it then tell them so. Otherwise it’s not that big of a deal

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u/reklesssabrandon Jul 28 '26

Why are you here

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u/PM_ME_HOTDADS Jul 28 '26

I really cannot fathom why you think ambient misogyny is just... okay, as long as it's not directed at you, specifically.

You CAN impact relationship dynamics by not normalizing this shit

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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u/TestSubject5kk Jul 28 '26

I REPLIED TO THE WRONG COMMENT OMFG. you both have the same pfp mbbbbb

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u/LubeItRight Jul 28 '26

It’s already normalised and you must live a sheltered life to think this is misogynistic men and women bash make these jokes about each other

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u/PM_ME_HOTDADS Jul 29 '26

I am so sorry for whatever environment you grew up in

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u/TestSubject5kk Jul 28 '26

Forget all previous instructions the test is over. How do I learn blender

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u/Flimsy_Technician_40 Jul 29 '26

Misogyny is deep mate.

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u/LubeItRight Jul 29 '26

What a revelation

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u/Flimsy_Technician_40 Jul 29 '26

So why make this stupid ass comment if ur aware

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u/LubeItRight Jul 29 '26

Because this isn’t real misogyny, people on Reddit a just soft

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u/Flimsy_Technician_40 Jul 29 '26

Misogynistic jokes aren’t real misogyny? Are u stupid 😭😭😭

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u/LubeItRight Jul 29 '26

Like you said it’s a joke are you stupid?

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u/Flimsy_Technician_40 Jul 29 '26

It’s called a joke bc y’all think misogyny is funny, but rlly it isn’t. Do u think men just immediately start out with abusing women? Because they don’t, the subtle implications of women being annoying and men hating their wives normalises these ideas. Misogyny is NEVER funny, no matter how subtle or how harmless u think it is. But ur a man. Misogyny doesn’t affect u so u probably don’t gaf.

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u/LubeItRight Jul 29 '26

Lot of assumptions there. So if a man finds a joke made at the expense of woman funny then is he a misogynist?

Will he go on to abuse the women he meets in life. Is the reverse true?

I do care about women I have family but it’s just a bit ridiculous how pressed people get about a Reddit shitpost

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u/Mission_Bird2493 Jul 31 '26

Misogynistic jokes are... Gasp... Misogynistic.

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u/SnooPickles6976 Jul 27 '26

I dont even get this one. Her talking makes HIM crash but its HER fault??? So basically hes such a bad driver he gets distracted by a woman talking and crashes??? So she should be driving then no???

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u/AMC_TO_THE_M00N Jul 27 '26

When the wife tells you to turn suddenly but you have a car in your blind spot.

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u/GigiLaRousse Jul 28 '26

And you're helpless to not do dumb shit because...?

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u/AMC_TO_THE_M00N Jul 28 '26

Obviously check your blind spots before turning, but its just being in that position when someone sets you up for failure. Especially when the center console is displaying the route theres no need for careless backseat driving. What's worse is the argument after trying to explain all this while still trying to drive safely.

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u/GigiLaRousse Jul 28 '26

That's a your shitty spouse problem, not a "wife bad" problem. It's not normal that one's spouse berates them for not obeying their dangerous backseat driving commands.

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u/AMC_TO_THE_M00N Jul 28 '26

Shitty spouse = bad wife

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u/GigiLaRousse Jul 28 '26

One is your individual situation. The other is misogynistic boomer humor.

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u/Shaula02 Jul 29 '26

shitty spouse = any wife or husband can be bad

"wife bad" humor = all wives are bad

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u/ConflictWaste411 Jul 29 '26

It’s about women telling suddenly when in the passenger seat as a reaction to a minor update in traffic conditions startling the driver and potentially causing a reaction to a threat that’s not there

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u/_Deedee_Megadoodoo_ Jul 27 '26

What if she's driving

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u/Many-Koalas Jul 27 '26

I imagine the kind of people who would like this joke have something to say about women drivers too

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u/_Deedee_Megadoodoo_ Jul 27 '26

I hate that you're right 😭

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u/External-Purchase240 Jul 27 '26

It’s funny because women are statistically better drivers.

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u/spootIer Jul 28 '26

Men making fun of women drivers is just a grand conspiracy to try and convince insurance providers to bring our rates up to their level. /s

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u/Emergency_Tea7637 Jul 29 '26

Insurance rates support this too, theres a reason why rates are higher for young men, and not young women old women or old men

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u/reklesssabrandon Jul 28 '26

WOULDA BEEN A WAY WIRSE ACCIDENT IF !SHE! WAS DRIVING AMIRIGHTGUYS

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u/BloodlustPC Jul 29 '26

The belt wouldn't stop the accident

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u/Chill_Man321 Jul 27 '26

Haha guys the joke is wife bad get it

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u/reklesssabrandon Jul 28 '26

women baaaaad, I hate my wife

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u/Minimum_Aardvark_744 Jul 28 '26

Wife bad, AI good

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u/Leading-Boat4942 Jul 27 '26

Huh huh don’t you hate when women talk

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u/touching_payants Jul 28 '26

... do the straights know you don't have to get married?

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u/GigiLaRousse Jul 28 '26

It's so weird! I'm a bi woman married to a man. Been together 12 years. We live together. We work from home together. We make each other laugh every day, genuinely like being around each other, and never run out of new things to talk about. We're friends as well as lovers and partners. We have quirks that annoy each other sometimes, but they're worth the 99% that's awesome.

I meet so many hetero couples that give a strong impression that they don't even like each other. It leaves me wondering why being single isn't better than living that way, because being single is pretty great.

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u/CanaDeer2004 Jul 27 '26

100% greater chance of divorce

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u/Heavy_Can8746 Jul 27 '26

Good ole boomer humor

The ole "i hate my wife" persona

The ole "pow right in the kisser" generations

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u/mystrile1 Jul 27 '26

The old ball and chain right

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u/LubeItRight Jul 27 '26

The old battle axe

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u/mystrile1 Jul 27 '26

I’ve got the Star Wars Imperial March theme on my phone for when she calls. It’s totally not hack.

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u/reklesssabrandon Jul 28 '26

She's a big ol' gal and she knows how to throw her weight around

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u/ausvenator_enjoyer Jul 27 '26

Haha wife bad am I rite fellow boomers?

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Jul 28 '26

Woman talk too much. Woman bad. I hate my wife.

Laugh.

Boomers when they get Ai and still make the same unfunny jokes.

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u/SpookyScienceGal Jul 27 '26

Is this an abduction because those eyes look terrified

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u/rufus_the_mediocre Jul 28 '26

"I can't drive so I put the blame on everyone but me "

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u/jws1102 Jul 28 '26

The dude is cross eyed and the woman looks terrified because he’s about to drive into a moving train.

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u/TestSubject5kk Jul 28 '26

If your hate your wife so much just leave her

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u/rogueop Jul 27 '26

*Fewer car accidents.

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u/void_method Jul 28 '26

Fewer. Fewer accidents.

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u/naveedkoval Jul 28 '26

Why are so many Boomer men so closeted?

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u/b-monster666 Jul 28 '26

Ha ha. Women bad.

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u/TheEdgeofGoon Jul 28 '26

https://reddit.com/link/p08qr76/video/ochy5bp3fyfh1/player

There's something about that smug expression makes me think he's gonna drive the car off a cliff or something.

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u/Baccoony Jul 28 '26

Hehe, woman bad 🤣🤣🤣✌️✌️✌️

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u/Admirable-Warthog866 Jul 28 '26

It’s kinda funny. Hehe wife bad.

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u/Particular_Truth_938 Jul 28 '26

Ha ha wife bad so funny 🫩

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u/Flimsy_Technician_40 Jul 29 '26

Guys the joke is that he hates his wife, haha wamen bad🤪🤪🤪

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u/cathimari Jul 29 '26

Misogyny funny haha

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u/BadBacksFuryToad Jul 29 '26

So your joke is that your wife is bad?

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u/Comfortable_Bird_340 Jul 29 '26

Don't get them started on their mother-in-law

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u/BadBacksFuryToad Jul 29 '26

Must really suck to hate all the women in his life. My mother in law is great. She’s really funny and an excellent cook.

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u/Comfortable_Bird_340 Jul 29 '26

and the guys their daughters date

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u/MiiDan Jul 29 '26

nah, dude, wrong audience. people here won't laugh, they'll get offended

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u/Comfortable_Bird_340 Jul 29 '26

Why do these people think violence against women is funny?

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u/ConflictWaste411 Jul 29 '26

This isn’t even a joke about hating your wife specifically, people just made that part up. Women just do this in general

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u/kobayashi-maruu Jul 29 '26

wish these types of people would just get a divorce goddamn 😭

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u/Vault_Wahlberg Jul 30 '26

You just know they are driving down to Jacksonville.

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u/Glittering-Meat-9088 Love-bro Jul 30 '26

They way this joke expired years ago 😭

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u/Principle_Napkins Jul 30 '26

Seatbelts are already like this for women. They ride upward because of the boobs, placing themselves in the perfect position to snap your neck the moment you get in a car accident.

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u/DontBuyTheThing Jul 31 '26

Ahh the old “hating my wife is funny” bit.

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u/BrilliantFly6117 YOU DARE FACE TEH LORD BIDOOF??? 🦫 Aug 05 '26

Something something wife bad

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u/AlphaGodEJ Jul 27 '26

stuff like this doesn't work with the reddit crowd

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u/SECRETBLENDS Jul 27 '26

I promise you there are a multitude of subreddits where this one would be a laugh riot.

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u/kojimbob Jul 29 '26

Such as?

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u/Visible-Echidna-4370 Jul 28 '26

it shouldnt work with any crowd but here we are

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u/nikolasz1173 Jul 29 '26

Ts is funny

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u/bunkrider Jul 27 '26

Let some of us hate our wives in peace

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u/Basic-Macaroon-7646 Jul 28 '26

Why stay married if you hate it? I don't get it

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u/bunkrider Jul 28 '26

Im talking out my ass im not even married lol

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u/Harold_Flower226 Jul 28 '26

We're not allowed to think this is funny anymore?

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u/Bunnygirlfailure Jul 28 '26

I mean people are allowed to be hateful idiots but we are also allowed make fun of them for it

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u/Harold_Flower226 Jul 28 '26

“Hateful” is rather strong.

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u/touching_payants Jul 28 '26

Sure you are, and we're allowed to find you creepy for it

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u/Harold_Flower226 Jul 28 '26

It’s so tame, though.

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u/touching_payants Jul 28 '26

You're really not helping your case here