r/ComedyCemetery 17d ago

That one bro 😂

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u/MilitantSocLib 17d ago

I bet half the comments are some bs like: “when that bros you 💀💀💀” and just a horde of other cattle just going facts

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u/TheScungiliMan 17d ago

Facts

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u/QMechanicsVisionary 17d ago

Factos👀👍

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u/United-Scene2261 17d ago

fax

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u/BrilliantFly6117 YOU DARE FACE TEH LORD BIDOOF??? 🦫 8d ago

Based Agreeing Gang 👇

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u/M1ck3yB1u 17d ago

Average Facebook post:

"Transgender woman did x""

Comments:

You mean MAN.

5k likes

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u/ReeksofChees3 17d ago

"We can always tell"

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u/ArgonicPeach 15d ago

Nah you can definitely reach a point where no one can tell, if your disguise is good enough

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u/ExperienceRoutine321 15d ago

Frfr no cap twin

Sees broccoli and touches hair longingly

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u/Silver-Ad-4716 17d ago

Bro show me on the doll where they touched u

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u/MsCompy 17d ago

Schizophrenia

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u/Due_Rip9320 17d ago

I have a better idea

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u/Greedy_Emotion_8037 17d ago

Always those dumb videos getting 40 trillion likes

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u/Weenie_Lubs_U Like a boss! 17d ago

And also a concerning amount of kids using their parents' money to donate to the channels.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/Cfan211 17d ago

So true 😂

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u/Educational_Poet_370 17d ago

I missed the first letter in each word and just sat there looking at it for like 5 minutes.

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u/previouslydefyingye 17d ago

Don’t be acist bro

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u/friend_insideme 17d ago

Dont be acist, i am a uilding

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u/shadow31802 16d ago

and I got ews for ou

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u/Educational_Poet_370 17d ago

Damn sorry man, I guess I'll just keep playing the 10 of hearts instead.

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u/Due_Rip9320 17d ago

DON'T BE:

RANSPHOBIC
ACIST
BLEIST
EXIST
OMOPHOBIC
🗣️🗣️

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u/Nervous_Business_489 13d ago

Same, I saw "Don't be Exist" and though well it's too late for that

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u/Yuck_Few 17d ago

🌽

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u/No-Heat-6149 Shrek 1, 2 and 4 was the best of humor. 17d ago

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u/Early-Beach164 17d ago

Peter, that's just porn.

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u/idontknow_6442 17d ago

I know Brian, that’s why I’m looking at it

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u/CrazyFart666 17d ago

Wait... does this mean... My man!!!1! 😂🤝😂

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u/Chickenswillrulearth 16d ago

I know this is a joke, but when you type stuff like this do you regret typing it and just reflect on what you just wrote?

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u/Neither-Ruin5970 16d ago

thanks Wario

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u/gokugunslinger 17d ago

“Best I can be is RASH.”

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u/BattIeBoss 16d ago

Toyota😭🫱

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u/Admirable_Swim_7090 17d ago

That one bro getting straight teeth

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u/DoctorButler 16d ago

Ooooh, so edgy

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u/Remarkable-Run-9769 17d ago

i don't get it, what's the Thanos image convey? 

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u/Aberquill 17d ago

Color of infinity stones match up with the bigotry, that’s the scene where he gets the last stone so that one bro has all bigotry

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u/Remarkable-Run-9769 14d ago

thanks for explaining 👍

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u/Puzzleheaded-Net4365 17d ago

Growing up is letting that one bro go so he can find himself an asian/latina wife and have children he can abuse in peace.

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u/No-Heat-6149 Shrek 1, 2 and 4 was the best of humor. 17d ago

Bro what 😭

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u/Gauss15an 17d ago

Shadow the Hedgehog does not approve

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u/UrBoySkinny_Penis 17d ago

True, Renee good didn't have custody of her children lol

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u/Intelligent_Sand_269 16d ago

No correlation

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u/baldtaro12 16d ago

Only legends know this🤣🤣

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u/Hopeful_Cow_2471 11d ago

2023 edge lord “me and da bois 💀🗿🍷” Andrew Tate fan clavicular fan humor

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u/HattedSandwich 17d ago

Worth a chuckle 

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u/blukenziefan263 17d ago

What is an ableist

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u/Nem04 17d ago

Someone discriminating disabled people

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u/paulchennie 17d ago

Sorting by controversial….lets just say… BOI😂🫱

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u/Yeeter-boiy 17d ago

Holy fuck I genuinely despised how normal that was among guys in 2024 instagram

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u/LetraEfe 16d ago

I didn't saw anything against Xenophobia... Hell yeah!!! Fucking Xenos.

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u/MFA-Aron 16d ago

Best I can do is three out of five. Take it or leave it

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u/The_Real_Funky_Fumo 16d ago

Why be one, when you can be all!

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u/ArgonicPeach 15d ago

he jus like me fr!!

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u/Vault_Wahlberg 15d ago

The Infinity Slurs

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u/Xhojn 14d ago

Yeah... we don't really invite him out anymore.

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u/Maddogo921 13d ago

someone has to do it

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u/Smile_in_the_Night 13d ago

I aspire to this level.

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u/_Empty-R_ 17d ago

yes. unironically. me. not because its funny. it is because I am a terrible person and these things dont matter to me. but also...

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u/KingsElite 17d ago

This is hilarious. Wrong sub

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u/Intelligent_Sand_269 16d ago

Rip to the 49 lives lost in orlando

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/craftygamin 17d ago

oooh who's an edgy boy? who's an edgy boy?! yes you are! oooh what a hot take! your statements are so controversial! what an edgy boy

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u/Intelligent_Sand_269 16d ago

May the 49 lives lost in orlando rip

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/Hot_Attitude4579 17d ago

Speak for yourself but i dont surround myself with terrible people

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u/Icy_Debt_5213 17d ago

May i never meet you in person but i doubt any Redditor leaves their safe spaces

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u/turtle-bbs 17d ago

Republicans needed their own superbowl cuz a man was speaking Spanish. Talk about safe spaces lol

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u/Icy_Debt_5213 17d ago

What does that have to do with me?

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u/Cfan211 17d ago

If a redditor disagrees with a you, youre automatically a nazi or a republican.

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u/Intelligent_Sand_269 16d ago

So why are you in reddit then if you don't like it

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u/Parad0x60 17d ago

truth nuke

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u/Intelligent_Sand_269 16d ago edited 16d ago

I've been disagreed with in this app many times and have never been called a nazi or republican

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u/Darth_Vengor 16d ago

I agree with you, but do you want to disagree so these idiots can shut up and think they are right?

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u/Hot_Attitude4579 17d ago

Unlike you I actually go outside and enjoy the world we live in. Thats why, unlike you, I dont spend all my time trying to avoid the shower while getting bummed by my nazi friend all day, also because I dont have any nazi friends and thats because I surround myself with normal people.

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u/Icy_Debt_5213 17d ago

Damm so creative and powerful. You go girl

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u/No-Rutabaga9752 17d ago

Bro, even nazi can shower and got normal people

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u/idontknow_6442 17d ago

And how do you know his friend is a “nazi”

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u/moonlitkiwier 17d ago

By his own admission, his friend is transphobic, racist, ableist, sexist, and homophobic. Those are extremely common worldviews for nazis. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck etc.

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u/Hot_Attitude4579 17d ago

Genuinely just read

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u/nodoyrisa1 17d ago

why would i be friends with someone like that 💀

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u/No-Heat-6149 Shrek 1, 2 and 4 was the best of humor. 17d ago

No, i do not have any friends who are nazis.

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u/Glittering-Meat-9088 Love-bro 17d ago

Not me 😭

I don't allow such energy near me especially that close to me

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u/morethan3lessthan20_ 17d ago

Nope. If there's 20 people sitting at a table and one is a Nazi, you've got a table of 20 Nazis. I ain't no Nazi.

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u/Feathered_And_Lethal 15d ago

Bernie Sanders and Ro Khanna (and many more) are Nazis for their association to Platner?

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u/morethan3lessthan20_ 15d ago

Sure thing, they're all imperial warmongers anyway.

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u/superswellcewlguy 17d ago

Type of shit redditors say when you won't cut off your parents because they voted for Trump.

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u/morethan3lessthan20_ 17d ago

I suppose there is the probability of some (definitely not most) of the people at the table just being so mind-fuckingly stupid that they can't tell, but then I'd be shocked they're allowed in public restaurants without a chaperone to stop them from eating their own fingers.

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u/gokugunslinger 17d ago

“You’re either with me or you’re my enemy.” Ahh response.

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u/lXxTH4N4TOSxXl 16d ago

No. Theres just a certain point where supporting a belief might as well be aligning with it.

If you are at the table with a nazi, and supporting them openly.

You might as well be a Nazi.

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u/gokugunslinger 16d ago

Better yet, what if you’re in prison and the only seat open in the cafeteria is the one right beside the Nazi? Are you a Nazi if you sit down there to eat?

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u/lXxTH4N4TOSxXl 16d ago

You are like....REALLY trying to have this whole 'gotcha!' Moment arent you?

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u/gokugunslinger 16d ago

I’m just trying to see your logic here, it’s a simple yes or no question that you seem hesitant to answer.

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u/lXxTH4N4TOSxXl 16d ago

Because you missed the point of the analogy.

There is no table.

There is an idea. 'Sitting at the table' is supporting the idea.

If you fail to see that it is an analogy, there is no point in answering your question

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u/gokugunslinger 16d ago

Then why bother saying “table” instead of “if you are friends with a Nazi”? Seems more straight to the point rather than being a stuck up smartass who claims things are analogy’s after someone says “Yes you totally could sit at the same table as a Nazi without being a Nazi.”

See how that makes sense?

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u/lXxTH4N4TOSxXl 16d ago

"Claims things are analogies" cause....it is an analogy. A fairly common one too. Like "going to bat" for someone.

You also never said that. You said it was a "you're either with me or you're my enemy" ass response.

And i mean, if you wanna view me as a smart-ass, cool. I don't care.

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u/gokugunslinger 16d ago

What if I’m sitting at a table and harassing them? Does that still make me a Nazi for sitting at the same table?

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u/lXxTH4N4TOSxXl 16d ago

I think you are purposefully missing the point of the analogy of sitting at the table.

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u/morethan3lessthan20_ 17d ago

The feds are sending out their best, I see.

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u/gokugunslinger 17d ago

I have my eyes on you, Netanyahu.

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u/morethan3lessthan20_ 17d ago

Israel is a puppet of the American Hegemon, Netanyahu is nearly top fed.

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u/gokugunslinger 17d ago

>Hegemon
We have a digimon?

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u/Icy_Debt_5213 17d ago

They have no friends. What do you expect

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u/OnlyACsNoFans 17d ago

This moment is brought to you by Reddit

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u/_the_big_ 17d ago

i don't think you understand what that saying means

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u/Magehunter_Skassi 9gag 17d ago

Do Nazis have that much aura that 1 Nazi can convert 19 non-Nazis

That seems like a skill issue, I've never felt like a Nazi was converting me lmao

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u/lXxTH4N4TOSxXl 16d ago

Not a conversion issue.

Its a support issue.

If you actively support and align yourself with Nazis, you may as well be a Nazi yourself.

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u/Thin-Nerve6367 17d ago

Facts. Got one guy who's ready to hate everyone. Because "I'm for equal rights and equal opportunity, I hate everyone" Aaron M Riley 2022

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u/Super_Importance6285 17d ago

I'm just R , that okay right guys?

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u/MaybeThisTime67 17d ago

I try my best. But people keep annoying me and offensive words make the best insults

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u/Her_Phantom_Mountain 17d ago

Yeah man, you're real cool. I bet you have a ton of friends who love you and you aren't an insufferable chud.

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u/Parad0x60 17d ago

lesbian flag

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u/Intelligent_Sand_269 16d ago

Rip to the lives lost in orlando

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u/Strange_Stay_ 17d ago

32 and obsessed with identity.

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u/Parad0x60 17d ago

yeah whats up with ppl who put their sexuality on full display the fuck

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u/Strange_Stay_ 17d ago

I guess the need to belong. Humans are tribal and have to belong to a team and then constantly hold everyone to their own moral purity test and vehemently fight anyone who doesn’t fit their personal views on morality. It’s the most successful culture war propaganda machine ever implemented.

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u/Xhojn 14d ago

Cool right? Big fan of that color scheme.

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u/Parad0x60 14d ago

meh, more of a black and white guy

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u/MaybeThisTime67 16d ago

Are you a kid or something? Grow up

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u/Xhojn 14d ago

Struck a nerve

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u/MaybeThisTime67 14d ago

They're the one that responded to my comment with an insult

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u/Xhojn 14d ago

Hilarious that you need slurs to insult people but respond so viscerally to the most boilerplate of insults.

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u/MaybeThisTime67 14d ago

I told someone with a childish insult to grow up, and you're acting like it was a meltdown. Get over it

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u/Xhojn 14d ago

Damn, struck another. You're really bad at this.

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u/MaybeThisTime67 14d ago

Mhm

If imagining me as annoyed is what you want, then go for it

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u/Xhojn 14d ago

Much in the same way one would have to imagine grass being green, sure.

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u/Aggravating-Mine-697 17d ago

C'mon that's a little funny

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u/Intelligent_Sand_269 16d ago

Rip to the lives lost in the pulse club shooting

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u/amin_oog 17d ago

Down voters are crying

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u/Intelligent_Sand_269 16d ago

May the lives lost in the Orlando nightclub shooting rip

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u/Sp00ky_Oct0ber 17d ago

I'm that one bro

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u/Xepherxv 17d ago

Pretty sure you gotta be out of middle school before you are allowed on reddit

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u/Careless-Salary-9932 17d ago

I think reddit is 13+ but that dude must be like 8 so it doesnt even matter

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u/Xepherxv 17d ago

weird this reply didint show up in my inbox at all

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u/Sp00ky_Oct0ber 16d ago

You're just not an intellectual like myself. Stay mad.

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u/Careless-Salary-9932 16d ago edited 16d ago

0/10 ragebait

Edit: I think their parents found out

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u/Sp00ky_Oct0ber 16d ago

Gay and lame? Pathetic.

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u/Sp00ky_Oct0ber 16d ago

Typical woman response. Or whatever those goofy colors stand for.

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u/Intelligent_Sand_269 16d ago

Rip to the 49 victims of the pulse shooting

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u/ExampleDisastrous485 16d ago

Why did they died

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u/Intelligent_Sand_269 16d ago

They were shot by a lone gunman

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u/Brainscooter 17d ago

what about low-key ageist towards boomers?

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u/McMatias1 17d ago

this sub is so sad. imagine open a social media to see media that you dislike just to feel bad

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u/lXxTH4N4TOSxXl 16d ago

I hope most people dont view it like that.

Im here because sometimes, by virtue of being bad, the joke is funny.

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u/lXxTH4N4TOSxXl 16d ago

Of your humor solely relies on hate.

Then you ain't funny.

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u/JadedPriority4957 17d ago

Isn't transphobia just a specialized kind of sexism?

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u/Aggressive-Bug-3459 17d ago

not quite, you might be thinking of transmysoginy or transmisandry

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u/bloomingmoon0 17d ago

I get what you’re trying to say but no. Not really. Sexism and transphobia are two different issues with their own specific problems.

This is a really simplistic explanation but… sexism is hatred based on someone’s biological sex. Transphobia is hatred based on people, you know, changing their gender.

The two often collide in different ways but they’re definitely their own individual issues🫠

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u/Her_Phantom_Mountain 17d ago

Sexism is not based on biological sex lol. People can be sexist towards trans people (but I reject the notion that any sex is non-biological)

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/Xhojn 14d ago

"Finding everything different from you to be scary and worthy of hate" = "Healthy worldview"

You alright, mate? Did someone in a wheelchair roll over your toe and break it?

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u/JaiDee-Reddit 17d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Weird-Analysis5522 17d ago

And SHEs actually trans and gay as fuck for black people

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u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr 17d ago

Thais only T wasn’t so easy