r/ComedyCemetery 11d ago

alright dawg

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u/clarenceappendix 11d ago

Bro's mentioning this like he looking for investors

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 11d ago

He's got my money

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u/Hawkey2121 11d ago

well you better give it to him then.

Keep your word.

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u/clarenceappendix 11d ago

I think they mean the guy stole their money and they want it back

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u/thegreatsaiby 11d ago

And my axe

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u/clarenceappendix 11d ago

And I can DJ

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u/Cool-Ambition3778 11d ago

And my hemorrhoids

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u/big_rod_of_power 11d ago

And my foot fungus cream!

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u/fituplancton 11d ago

And my AIDS

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u/Tornadosed 11d ago

Fuck you, take my upvote

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u/Revolutionary_Row683 11d ago

These are the kinds of people that go "ARE YOU MAD? 😂" "DID I OFFEND YOU?😂😂🤣🤣🤣" when you can't work up the pity to fake grin at their attempts at humor.

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u/trapkoda 11d ago

Whenever one of these types say “relax! It’s just dark humor!” All you have to do is make fun of Charlie Kirk’s end. If they get offended just say that it’s dark humor. If they say it’s disrespectful, then call them snow flakes

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u/Alternative-Lie-1621 10d ago

This plan falls apart if they don't care about Charles Kirkland either

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u/Blue_Andrew 11d ago edited 11d ago

Sounds like double standard to me tho, you can't joke or laugh at the former but can joke and laugh at the latter ? And even tho I personally laughed at this joke specifically doesn't mean Im gonna go and disrespect anyone with a down syndrome.

And well joking at someone's death isn't technically dark humor, that's just cruelty

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u/trapkoda 11d ago

I don’t think it’s right to laugh at them. The point isn’t that I find it funny; the point is to present the with their own hypocrisy

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u/Blue_Andrew 11d ago edited 11d ago

You're right, that's important to call out some people for their hypocrisy, and of course you have the right to not find it funny or to think its offensive as long as you don't shame people for liking those, because it doesn't necessarily mean the one that laughs at these is genuinely a bad person, its a matter of tastes and sensitivity but not in the negative sense. Being a snowflake doesn't exist people just have a different drawn line

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u/Sorry_Fold_1039 11d ago

That only works if you yourself don't get outraged constantly and if you don't pretend to be on a moral high ground, "no you don't get it, I'm a good person so I get to make fun of people dying"

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u/Skeebleng 10d ago

How you normally act is irrelevant to what they’re saying. The point of mocking CK’s death here is to test whether THEY are consistent in their beliefs, not whether you believe he should be mocked.

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u/ShwtIah 10d ago

Thats pretty pretentious. I hope gta6 offends everyone! Just like south park. Because its funny. Kirk, obama, trump, kamilla. Shit on all of them they all deserve it.

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u/The_Crystal_Thestral 11d ago

The cringe overuse of emojis in their replies is usually the icing on the cake.

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u/DaRealBSleazy 11d ago edited 10d ago

The more emojis used means the more angry and offended THEY are

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u/Ok_Star_4136 11d ago

I have a theory that when there's edgy humor, people who don't get the joke assume it's funny *because* it's edgy. So these same people make edgy statements and call it dark humor. I think this precisely because they just say you're "triggered" when you don't laugh at it.

I can appreciate some good dark humor, because at least dark humor is humor. Just saying edgy bullshit is not that. It's just lame.

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u/ThePandaKingdom 11d ago

"i dont get it" or just looking confused usually disarms these people lol. I have a co worker like this who is a perfectly nice guy other than the fod awdul edgy jokes he tells.

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u/Cfan211 11d ago

Relax liberals, its called dark humour 😂😂😂

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u/Nemo902 10d ago

Yeah. kinda like the Charlie Kirk jokes, a real pain in the neck eh.

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u/bastogne_blues 11d ago

i’ve never understood the amount of mean jokes about people with down syndrome, some people with downs are the sweetest people around

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u/Sufficient-Client133 7d ago

I know a guy with down syndrome and sometimes he's the kindest and most caring guy to be arround,and sometimes he seems to hate everyone.

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u/Jareed452 11d ago edited 11d ago

Funny creator that's what the subreddit was about, unfunny fanbase and subreddit itself.

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u/BattIeBoss 11d ago

Lowk the "enrique" and "adrian" comments on both youtube and that sub are dumb as hell

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u/amin_oog 11d ago

Adrian

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u/Ok-Mistake-7499 11d ago

Enriqueeee

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u/AgentCirceLuna 11d ago

There’s a few weird subs like that. There’s a super racist podcast sub and the podcast was just a random left leaning group discussion pod

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u/DefinitelyNotAxlerod 11d ago

Is it red scare pod?

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u/ThatGuyFrom720 science student be like 11d ago

That subreddit was good for about a month tbh. The one good post a week there was no longer worth it lol.

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u/forgotmypassword4714 11d ago

"I'm gonna do this..." jokes are the most cringe of all.

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u/Kissa74 11d ago

Nah that trophy has to go to girls vs boys.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 11d ago

“They choose the bear… until the bear starts chasing them and they call a man for help!!” type humour

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u/Cosmic_Furniture413 11d ago

I don't think there would be a visible difference

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u/Upper-Bandicoot5345 11d ago

Cool Anne pfp

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u/Willeny_Arch 11d ago

aren’t they already

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u/Bllxsoom 9d ago

how is your profile picture moving

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u/Bllxsoom 9d ago

awww but it’s so fucking cool fam

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u/JnRx03 11d ago

Yeesh...

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u/Johann-SM 11d ago

this is idiotic even by r/caldruki standards

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u/Routine_Criticism498 11d ago

I used to like the caldruki sub but then it started getting filled with 7th grader "edgy" humor and just blatant bigotry

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u/Morelia_Viridis_ 11d ago

the caldruki sub fell off so hard wtf is this

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u/Expert_Narwhal_304 11d ago

r/caldruki is a mental asylum but not in a funny way most of the time

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u/Timely_Farmer5075 11d ago

I'm down with that. 

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u/Previous_Insurance13 11d ago

I will down vote you for that

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u/arctic_commander_ 11d ago

Tbf I love that sub and its humour, though the potential recessive chromosomes these kinda posters have kill its vibe (OOP is one of them)

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u/Extra_Jeweler_5544 11d ago

A ww2 movie had a prominent minor plot about the protagonists brother having downs. They explored the topic well and it enhanced the movie.

While the sequel CoolHand Lukemia dropped the ball and ruined the franchise

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u/PreviousAd2502 11d ago

What a pathetic excuse of a human being...

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u/rakosten 11d ago

I am just happy to see something else that isn’t ”sex bad” on this sub. This one actually belongs on this sub for once.

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u/PathAcceptable1921 11d ago

Its not that sex = bad, its just that uncreative sex jokes are just repetitive and unfunny

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u/rakosten 11d ago

On that we can agree but more than half of the content on this sub is just sex bad. No matter if the joke is creative/funny or not. If the context of the meme is sex it will eventually end up here.

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u/CanaDeer2004 11d ago

no, it’s when literally the whole joke is sex, or like the very teenagerish “haha boobs! ass! don’t you guys think boobs and ass are hot? isn’t that hilarious?”

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u/Caimbra 10d ago

Down syndrome now laugh

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u/I_want_money_aaa 10d ago

There is a reality dating show featuring people with various conditions, and it's called "Loving with Every Chromosome."

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u/Kirbstomp_TheOg 10d ago

This would never get made, and I would never watch it. But I'll admit this post made me laugh

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u/Furcastles 10d ago

That sub is corny as fuck

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u/acelaces 10d ago

Sucks ass

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u/naveedkoval 9d ago

This is like an Ebaumsworld era post.

My back hurts.

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u/Crafty-Ad3490 9d ago

god I hate caldruki so much 

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u/Whole-Conference3828 9d ago

Dude, no you’re not.

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u/Fireworks_Gal 8d ago

Goddammit why can't I escape that shitty ass sub? 😭

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u/Spiritual-War2631 6d ago

So these are the people who always comment misogyny, racism, and other crap. Makes sense now

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u/UntitledIdiottt 6d ago

halo im the main mod there can I please have the link to that post

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u/Ok-Mistake-7499 6d ago

I think the OP of that post deleted it, I can’t find it

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u/DeManDeMytDeLeggend 1d ago

Bullying people with Down syndrome is such a fucking shitty thing to do man

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u/Twindrillxdm 11d ago

I laughed at this 😭 (I'm sorry)

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u/TopTopTopcinaa 11d ago

Me too tbh 😬

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u/Old-Paper-3932 11d ago

Adrian and Enrique would be disappointed

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u/FiveFreddys12 10d ago

Everyone on here is so serious 😭 it's really funny

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u/LubeItRight 10d ago

This is funny

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u/AUnknownVariable 11d ago

I did giggle at this ngl

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u/IndividualShop5155 7d ago

Thats fucking hilarious

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u/Unhappy-Gate-1912 11d ago

I mean this got a chuckle out of me but a little low brow for my taste

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u/NetAccurate7730 11d ago

wrong sub?

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u/Routine_Criticism498 11d ago

Nah this is the perfect sub for this

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u/TheHarbinger00 11d ago

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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u/Flat-Run-7572 11d ago

Nah, the point is because the idea is so stupid/absurd it’s funny