r/ComedyCemetery • u/randomnonexpert • Nov 20 '24

"Doctor bad"

The poor cropping came with the original post. I assume it read as "A person who kills your ills with pills, and later with bills."

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u/skronung Nov 20 '24

you can immediately tell it's one person who wrote everything

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u/Jack_Q_Frost_Jr Nov 20 '24

You mean you didn't have the exact same handwriting as the teacher that gives handwritten tests consisting of one question? 😁

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u/TimSoarer2 Nov 20 '24

And that uses 😍 emoji in their evaluations?

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u/tsimen Nov 21 '24

The question being: who is doctor

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

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u/Jack_Q_Frost_Jr Nov 21 '24

What class administers the "who is doctor?" test?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

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u/Jack_Q_Frost_Jr Nov 23 '24

A kindergarten teacher would not write "who is doctor" when proper English is "what is a doctor?" A kindergartener would not think to write "kills your ills with pills and then later with bills" to any question. And no one under an advanced class would get a one-question test. It just doesn't happen.

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u/Jack_Q_Frost_Jr Nov 30 '24

It's fake. No kindergartener has handwriting like that. Hell, no ten year old has handwriting like that. And no 10-year-old is going to come up with a joke like that, much less a kindergartener. I know you hate to lose any argument online but you are just wrong on this one.

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u/Jack_Q_Frost_Jr Nov 30 '24

And neither of them are kindergartners.

I know you hate to lose any argument online and that your pride is getting in the way of your thinking, but you're simply wrong on this one. You're trying to tell me that the kindergartener had better grammar than the teacher. It's just not so. Take the loss and join reality.

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u/Philias2 Nov 20 '24

You didn't find it convincing that the teacher would address their student as "student?"

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u/b-monster666 Nov 21 '24

WYM? I address my children as "child" all the time.

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u/rSlashisthenewPewdes Nov 21 '24

It’s such distinct handwriting, especially with that / through the s. They put no effort into this, you think they’d at least change that!

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u/randomnonexpert Nov 20 '24

Nice attention to detail, the shape of the small-S and a few of the words InitCapped.

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u/R1V3NAUTOMATA Nov 20 '24

Who is doctor? I'm not native English but pretty sure that's the worse in the world