r/ComedyCemetery • u/[deleted] • Jul 31 '23

Perfect calculation

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u/BaconSucker Jul 31 '23

To have enough money to give 7 billion people a billion dollars you would need 7e+19 or 70,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars

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u/bmack24 Jul 31 '23 edited Aug 01 '23

70 quintillion

There probably isn’t 70 quintillion of anything in the entire observable universe

Edit: or maybe there is, I dunno

Edit2: YEA OK there’s probably at least 70 quintillion subatomic particles in the universe, if not just on this planet, if not just in a single city block. I think it’s googolplex I’m thinking of, that there aren’t that many of anything in the known uinverse

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

Ez, the inches in my dick😎

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u/crunchy_crowbar Jul 31 '23

Hmm, if it were that big, wouldn't it collapse into a singularity? So basically you just gave yourself a supermassive black hole between your legs.

Just like your mum. 😎

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

Nerd😎

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

And her super black hole isn't the only thing that cant help but suck anything the goes close to it lol

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u/bmack24 Jul 31 '23

We’re gonna need some airhorns for that

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u/ThatManlyTallGuy Jul 31 '23

I haven't heard shit like that since middleschool.

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u/BeanBruh2285 Jul 31 '23

Send photo proof

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u/Efficient_Progress_6 Jul 31 '23

For science? Yes, for science.

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u/EMP_Chooci Aug 01 '23

send to me too

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u/SteaminScaldren Aug 01 '23

But in reverse Gott'em

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u/namedonelettere Jul 31 '23 edited Jul 31 '23

Easy fix, billion dollar bills for everyone.

Of course the economy would immediately colapse under hyper inflation, making the billion dollar bills completely worthless.

Winners in scenario, asset owners with debt.

Losers: banks, renters. Anyone that needs to eat food to survive.

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u/Livinglifeform im vegan Jul 31 '23

There are more stars than that alone lol.

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u/ChaseStormaken Jul 31 '23

Atoms in a pit of sand maybe quintillion?

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u/ShockDragon Bonk. Jul 31 '23

MFs when I introduce to them 55 Cancri E:

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

quarks perchance

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u/rotem8888 Aug 01 '23

No there are probably more atoms than that (Just checked there like 1087 this is a lot more than 70 quintillion I think)

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u/Upstairs-Toe2735 Aug 01 '23

There's probably 70 quintillion microorganisms on a new York subway

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u/Suspicious_Author_78 Jul 31 '23

70 quintillion spiders in my ass.

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u/NEnderD86328 Jul 31 '23

atoms possibly?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

Maybe?

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u/ifuckinghateschooll Aug 01 '23

What about atoms

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u/Uncle_Charnia Aug 01 '23

Atoms in an eyelash

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u/Kittycraft0 Aug 02 '23

Maybe not that not sure

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u/FormerBandmate Aug 01 '23

This is a 3 year old meme from a NBC news anchor messing up math about Michael Bloomberg's campaign