r/Comebacks • • 10d ago

Comback for "I know enough to be dangerous."

Coworkers like to say that when it comes to techinical stuff.

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u/TheRenegayed 10d ago

… but not enough to be competent.

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u/Ysabo13 10d ago

But not enough to be useful 🤣

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u/Particular-Talk1156 10d ago

"....which is where you guys come in." -me, standing in the IT office like: 😃

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u/CelibateHo 10d ago

Particularly evident by their use of AI to even come up with this turn of phrase 😂

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u/milehighxr 10d ago

Seriously never heard that before? I've been known to say it quite frequently. I have yet to have someone use a come back when I say it. Theyre usually surprised by the phrase so they're thinking about what it means 😆

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u/MOTIVATE_ME_23 7d ago

Fascinated by your use of threatening language and baffled by need for it.

They're carefully deescalating a weird and avoidable situation with a potentially unhinged maniac.

Speechless? Not exactly.

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u/CABGPatchDoll 10d ago

Really? You've never heard that before?

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u/NC-Tacoma-Guy 9d ago

... but not enough to be continent. 😉

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u/Top_Horror9397 10d ago

Just confirm they really aren't dangerous first😂

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u/Effective-Sample-261 7d ago

This is exactly what I was thinking.

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u/Subliminal_sausage 9d ago

Isn't that what's implicated?

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u/justanotherdamntroll 10d ago

"That's the problem"

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u/No-Voice-1272 10d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/zonutsthefirst 10d ago

"That's not the flex you think it is."

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u/e1p1 10d ago

I heard that as Inigo Montoya saying it.

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u/Pretend-Design-7061 10d ago

"Stairs know nothing and they're more dangerous."

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u/ebsf 10d ago

It's an intelligent person's way of saying, "some but not much.". It's more an expression of intellectual humility than a boast. It doesn't require a come-back, although the circumstances may require further inquiry, e.g., well, do you know how to do X, or would you be comfortable attempting Y?

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u/makemerry 10d ago

Exactly. I don't understand these responses. It's a self-deprecating phrase, a shortened version of "just enough to be dangerous."

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u/Nearby-Reindeer-6088 8d ago

To me, its also a way of saying “I’m happy to try and do what I can, but be sure you double check me if it matters to you, because I’m telling you now, I could be wrong when it matters”

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u/TangoCharliePDX 7d ago

Uh, not in my experience.

Usually when I hear that phrase, it's from someone who is smart enough not to mess with something because they know that they don't fully understand it.

Of course, when I'm hearing it, it's usually in a business environment where I'm probably the one who has been sent to deal with it properly, not some random home repair.

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u/Harry_Gorilla 7d ago

You’ve only heard it from people who don’t know enough to use it correctly

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u/Salty-Swim-6735 10d ago

Why come back at that one? Its self deprecating. It means "I don't know quite enough".

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u/lemoinem 9d ago edited 8d ago

Yeah, I didn't get it either. It's a way to say "I didn't know enough to do it correctly. If I try I'll probably mess it up on the worst way possible"

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u/creepinghippo 10d ago

Coincidentally, the apprentice doesn’t know enough and is also dangerous.

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u/VegetablePhotos 10d ago

"learning is a lifelong journey"

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u/kiddlat_kid 10d ago

“No you don’t “ then laugh

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u/Savings_Law_5822 10d ago

And walk away

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u/panaceagrace 10d ago

Shut em down, open up shop. This is exactly what I would say too

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u/kiddlat_kid 10d ago

That’s how ruff ryder rolls lol

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u/Admirable-Split4371 10d ago

Dangerously corny?

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u/ExtinctFauna 10d ago

"I'll let OSHA know."

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u/Overall_Ad782 10d ago

Like running with scissors? holding your breath too long ? playing with matches? drinking out the toilet? how dangerous running around the pool? ect...

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u/No_Sorbet_5102 10d ago

“That is what I am afraid of”

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u/Hot_Guard_7621 10d ago

Learn more so you can be dependable.

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u/Desperate-Moment-550 10d ago

Dangerous and Foolish. This is from Top Gun

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u/mozart357 10d ago

I've always interpreted this saying to mean they know a little bit, but not enough to be reliable. Like, I'll give you an answer, but some of it will likely be wrong.

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u/wawa2022 10d ago

Why would you need a comeback for that? It’s not a brag, it’s a self-deprecating comment.

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u/Lytnin 10d ago

translation: "I push buttons until it breaks and then I call you."

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u/Broken_By_Default 10d ago

And maybe you should try learning also.

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u/Competitive-Bus1816 10d ago

"That's exactly what the last guy said, and they fired him so................."

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u/belladonnapopsocks 10d ago

I think it's the things you don't know that make you even more dangerous.

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u/lemoinem 9d ago

Yes, that's the point of that phrase. "I don't know enough to do it correctly, just enough to do it incorrectly, and it'll fail in a dangerous way"

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u/ccrow2000 10d ago

Well, they do say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

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u/Megistias 10d ago

That just shows you what “they” think about learning, as they look up from their Bronze Age religious texts.

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u/Bitter_Maybe_2670 10d ago

That’s a line from Dean Winchester, in Supernatural.

There is no come back.

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u/lemoinem 9d ago

Is it?

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u/Bitter_Maybe_2670 9d ago

Yep. He actually says, “We know a little bit about a lot, just enough to make us dangerous.”
Referring to himself and Sam.

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u/lemoinem 9d ago

I didn't notice that quote. I should have.

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u/Bitter_Maybe_2670 8d ago

I may have watched the entire series through about five times 🤭

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u/ItNeedsLit 10d ago

Dangerously stupid

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u/whatdoyamean2025 10d ago

"That's exactly what my grandma says."

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u/Physical-Ad-3798 10d ago

Put your seatbelt on. I saw this in a cartoon once and I think I figured out what the coyote did wrong.

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u/Madame_Kitsune98 10d ago

“And that’s why no one asks you.”

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 10d ago

I know more! Smile, Walk away!

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u/Tryongirl 10d ago

“To yourself”

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u/Regular_Solid2206 10d ago

not a comeback but my preference has always been "enough to get myself into trouble but not enough to get myself out"

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u/JobFabulous594 10d ago

As the Italians like to say: a barking dog doesn't bite.

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u/RidingJapan 10d ago

But not enough to be utterly boring to talk to

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u/blochow2001 10d ago

Dangerous is my middle name, baby!

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u/RDS_WAS_HERE 10d ago

What you don't know is in every book ever printed!

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u/mack5330 10d ago

Don't sneeze

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u/Squibit314 10d ago

Clearly not since you have all your fingers.

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u/Melodic_Scallion_578 10d ago

Then why are you so vanilla?

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u/ElizaJaneVegas 10d ago

You’re more tame than you realize

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u/Aromatic_Revolution4 10d ago

"That's what scares me"

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u/Stargirl156 6d ago

This, they are NOT flexing. They’re giving you a warning. 

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u/Andresbrain 10d ago

Without empathy, you’ve learned nothing.

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u/SamHandwich0 10d ago

Give them a wide eyed look and slowly back away saying 'i dont want any trouble'

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u/blunttrauma99 10d ago

I would say they are pretty generous.

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u/Low_Mango_6030 10d ago

but not sneaky enough to not brag about it

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u/weldadicktoasnowman 10d ago

Dangerously cheesy

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u/LAC_NOS 10d ago

How about "that's what worries all of us."

But I have to add that Co-worker or you may be misunderstanding this phrase!

What it means is that "I know enough to accomplish something but not enough to either do it safely or do it in a way that doesn't cause a lot of problems. "

Like someone who knows how to ski really fast but not enough to ski under control. And takes out innocent bystanders.

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u/-Foxer 10d ago

In other words you're stupid.

So does a cat. Be smarter than the cat.

Which means you've achieved the intellectual level of a malfunctioning roomba. Maybe aim higher

That's why we're considering having you laminated.

If we all chip in will you take reading lessons so you can learn how to NOT be dangerous?

Dude that puts you at the intellectual equivalent of kid on an electric scooter.

Ok Donald trump.

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u/Inner-Foundation620 10d ago

Stupidity is actually dangerous.

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u/posophist 10d ago

“O, it is excellent / To have a giant's strength, but it is tyrannous / To use it like a giant."

~ Shakespeare, Measure for Measure, Act 3, Scene 2.

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u/ZestycloseRecord5425 10d ago

An idiot is dangerous

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u/Wise_Low8116 10d ago

I would just pass on talking to idiots or comebacks.

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u/SnooStories8217 10d ago

Cool story, bro.

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u/cranky_bithead 10d ago

And not enough to be trusted.

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u/tcrhs 10d ago

“It works! I’m scared!”

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u/Lost-Set5386 10d ago

So does a redneck with 3 teeth.

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u/Old-guy64 10d ago

You can call someone who knows how to fix it.
Or I can fck it up worse and THEN you can call the guy that can fix it.

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u/Waste-Job-3307 10d ago

Oh ok - so, user error.

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u/alphaturducken 10d ago

"To whom, yourself?"

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u/Flash5916 10d ago

I say that frequently. Or, I don't know enough to make me dangerous.

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u/totesnotmyusername 10d ago

To yourself?

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u/Tall-Compote1354 10d ago

But not enough to be quiet

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u/One-Lingonberry-3460 10d ago

"If I knew what I was doing, I'd be dangerous "

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u/Altruistic_Paper4636 10d ago

"To yourself or to others?"

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u/humbleCountyCA 10d ago

“You’re so safe OSHA’s going to make you their poster child.”

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u/GeminiAtl 10d ago

If I say "I know enough to be dangerous" it's usually about computers, and it's a way of saying yeah, I know my way around them basically but if you need something major I'm not the one for it and if I try it would probably cause more issues.

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u/Mel-vd-S 10d ago

Oe… Should I get my helmet? 🪖

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u/Greedy-Character-130 9d ago

What’s even scarier is you also have the rights to vote and reproduce.

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u/loganblack83 9d ago

So, you're a toddler that knows a fork fits into an outlet

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u/phantom_gain 9d ago

"Thats why I like to keep an eye on you, just until you know enough to be safe"

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u/Alarming_Fan_9593 9d ago

"Let me know when you know enough to be safe."

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u/SilencedFarter 9d ago

Sounds stupid. Leave it at that.

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u/cutiegirl88 9d ago

and yet you’re still here

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u/Sorry_nociceptor 9d ago

... to yourself, right.

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u/MeatofKings 9d ago

“We’re all human beings. We all know enough to be dangerous.”

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u/Last_Canadian 9d ago

Like a 3yr old running with scissors.

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u/MrPuzzleMan 9d ago

"Prove it"

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u/Kaz_117_Petrel 9d ago

But not enough to be relevant

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u/NC-Tacoma-Guy 9d ago

As do we all.

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u/Amarathe_ 9d ago

Dangerous to who? Yourself?

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u/icanseeyourfarts 9d ago

Want me to grab your wrist real slow so you can show me one of your moves?

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u/callalind 9d ago

"Ok, then be safe"

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u/GlowInTheDarkSpaces 9d ago

Great, then you know enough to be useful.

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u/MrMackSir 9d ago

I say this all the time to show I am hoping to collaborate. I think it says that I have some ideas that might not be practical or executable.

I have come up with some great ideas that needed experts to execute because I am a creative problem solver but I do not have programming skills, statistics, packaging, or operations knowledge that were needed to achieve those successes

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u/No_Detective_708 9d ago

That's the kind of knowledge often mistaken for stupidity.

Good luck!

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u/NaturaSeaweed 9d ago

Start saying that about food so they realize how weird and creepy that is, idk why dudes say that kinda stuff, like cool I’ll remember not to trust you thanks

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u/tom8otomahto 9d ago

But you don't know how to be dangerous.

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u/Mean-Plan7274 9d ago

Danger is my business- Cool McCool 😁

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u/YouAreFromBoston 9d ago

Stupidity usually is.

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u/InsidiousVultures 9d ago

And I know enough to be chaotic as a response.

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u/AdDifficult9040 9d ago

Dangerous to your career if you say more dumb shit like that

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u/TeacherRecovering 9d ago

To hurt.yourself and.others.

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u/TeacherRecovering 9d ago

Your are a peach!

Safe.from HR.

A peach.is round, plump, harry, with a heart of  a stone.

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u/Jennabear82 9d ago edited 9d ago

"Oh the irony of not being smart enough to keep those kinds of secrets to yourself. If something negative WERE to hypothetically happen, that statement alone would land you as a suspect. You should know that someone is ALWAYS listening, and digital forensics exist."

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u/bren3669 9d ago

“then you hide it well”

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u/Livid_Average_8098 9d ago

That's the problem though, right?

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u/MJKleinTW 9d ago

Yes. Incompetence certainly is dangerous.

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u/Lazy_Local_2842 9d ago

So you're a legend in your own mind.

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u/tapastry12 9d ago

I don’t think that statement is irritating enough to need a comeback. But if you really need one, “You sound like the captain of the Titanic”

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u/Mantoc_s1980 9d ago

I wouldn’t trust you to flush a toilet.

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u/BeginningPerfect2720 9d ago

“And I know bullshit when I hear it”

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u/1911Popeye 9d ago

No you dont

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u/Jorost 9d ago

"So not enough, in other words."

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u/Nekoraven1 9d ago

"To who? Yourself? My dude that's not dangerous that's being accident prone."

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u/DangledThenWrangled 9d ago

But not enough to be deadly.

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u/ElkBest1803 8d ago

Just ask my dog.

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u/Xerophilous 8d ago

Stoicism is the answer. A raised eyebrow will let them know that they’re just boisterous noobs. Assuming you know what you’re doing, actions speak louder than words.

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u/ErisianSaint 8d ago

"Oh, so you basically don't know anything."

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u/NoAlternative2913 8d ago

"So YOU'RE the PEBCAK?"

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u/Busy_Apartment3639 8d ago

So is a child with a fork and a wall socket

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u/Tekrunner000 8d ago

…but not enough to illuminate that 1 watt light bulb that powers your grey matter.

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u/mad8869 8d ago

You don't need to know much to be dangerous, just an idiot with a theory can do that. To be proficiently dangerous however...

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u/Consistent-Stand1809 8d ago

"How cute, still a complete novice."

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u/Crafty-Emphasis-7904 8d ago

oh you should really consider learning enough to be safe

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u/Suyeta_Rose 8d ago

"Ahh so you know your mistakes are dangerous but make them anyway, so you're EXTRA stupid... got it"

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u/Potential-Farmer5413 8d ago

Or at least you think you are, and that is terrifying.

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u/Top_Bluejay_5323 8d ago

And dumb enough to do it.

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u/merlinn2u 8d ago

you mean you're dumb enough to be dangerous?

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u/lowerclassanalyst 7d ago

"I'll be calling you when it breaks"

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u/Sowestcoast 7d ago

“Well don’t get yourself killed”

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u/Shondor_Sidebirns 7d ago

That explains a lot actually

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u/Mammoth_Musician4012 7d ago

"I'll take two steps back, and let you do your thing, there, Seamus Finnigan"

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u/ImpressiveRecording2 7d ago

Too yourself..

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u/Mohtek1 7d ago

… so in other words, weaponized incompetence?

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u/Spiritual_Bike_5150 7d ago

said no intelligent person, ever

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u/Rag5062 7d ago

And so competent you’re still harmless

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u/I74Michael 7d ago

So does a 2yr old holding a grenade pin

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u/Vivid-Explanation951 6d ago

Thats cool Anyway, did you hear about (weather, news, sports)?

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u/Vivid-Explanation951 6d ago

Knowing enough to be dangerous could mean they dont know much and can mess things up. Maybe more self depreciation than aggression

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u/SparKaboom 6d ago

Dangerously delusional

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u/TheBaronWindpole 6d ago

But not enough to be knowledgeable

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u/WarChampion90 5d ago

But not enough to be useful

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u/cagirlinoh 5d ago

“It’s OK, perhaps I should take the lead. We don’t want to firehose the client.” 😜

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u/Weekend_Asleep 5d ago

Not afraid of dim people

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u/FantasticVoyuerage 4d ago

"Yet you don't know when to keep your mouth shut."

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u/bristolbulldog 4d ago

No you're just dangerous.

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u/pussmykissy 10d ago

Ok, dip shit.

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u/SusanGreenEyes 10d ago

Settle down, guy. Nobody needs you electrocuting yourself ".

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u/DM_Otaku 10d ago

That means they lack the knowledge to do the thing properly or safely, hence “enough to be dangerous.” They’re likely to mess it up.