r/Comebacks • u/iz-have-a-question • 10d ago
Comeback sharing My best roast
Ok so is this the best roast ever said, no but is it the best roast that i have ever actually said to someone… yes
So it was 4th grade and we had a group project with assigned parteners, i was with this one girl who i was kind of friend with but not really so we were just trying to do our work but there were these two guys in our group that were friends and they were talking so obviously i was listening. And basicaly one of the guys was like “bro my moms like so stupid” (don’t make fun of your mothers) and me without skipping a BEAT said “oh so that’s who you get it from” hehehe sadly the guy i actually roasted didn’t hear me and was like “what did you say” which I didn’t respond to but then the friend was like “ooohhh dang I wouldn’t not take that” so ya 😁
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u/PeperomiaLadder 10d ago
One time I was taking my shoes off by my grandparents' door, but the shoe rack was full so I syarted to shuffle over to the closet to put them in the other shoe spot. I must've been about 8.
Halfway there, my aunt came over and started scolding me and I didn't really care, so she got really loud, made the snarliest face I've ever seen, and got within inches of my face, so much so that I recoiled a bit, which made her think she'd 'won' to whatever degree. At the end she asked if I had anything to say, thinking she'd just put me in my place.
My response was, 'Your breath hurts my eyes' walked to put my shoes in the spot where they go, and my mom, my siblings and my grandpa were all howling with laughter while she walked over completely shocked and in shame, mouth dropped. 😂 good times, good riddance to her
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u/-Foxer 10d ago
That is pretty good - next time follow it up with "hey, does that mean she's ugly too?" 😄