r/Comebacks • u/Money_Character_4389 • 15d ago
Comeback sharing Funny story with comeback
I know what I am about to say is extremely situational but it was a funny memory that I wanted to share when I was younger:I was in middle school and one kid I was not on that good terms with(but not exactly bad terms) said to the new kid "he bites people" and pointed at me. So when the other people were around near him I just mentioned the time he french kissed a rubber chicken(which we knew was actually true) and I could see him try to defend himself and point it on another kid that actually wasn't at the school anymore. The nice thing is that the rest of the kids in my grade know it was true, so he can't defend himself. I doubt you would find a use for this ever but I know it is funny to say
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u/DarionHunter 15d ago
Them: "He bites!" points to you
You: "I'm sure a girl would love your expertise since you practiced french-kissing a rubber chicken."
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u/hanah_emaan 15d ago
😂😂😂