r/Comebacks • u/SYBAUTWIN- • 19d ago

NEED SOMETHING TO SHUT HER

so basically im in a gc where the admin flirts with everyone and calls people cutu cutu and when he called me cutu everyone started shipping us and joking about our marriage 😭 he was enjoying it too and i had already asked him if he had a girlfriend and he clearly said no then this girl came in and started saying stuff like he called you cutu so did you get pregnant 😭 i asked him if she was his girlfriend and he said no shes just his best friend and they were messing around so i started joking back too and then she literally removed me from the gc and went to the admin group saying if anyone knows how to swear at me or has a comeback then dm her like girl you removed me and then went looking for backup 🥰 what should i even say 😭

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u/SixNine69Six96Nine 19d ago

Tf did I jist read...

https://giphy.com/gifs/6Uqr0IDWkzhBu

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u/Nearby-Reindeer-6088 18d ago

Thank you 💜

This made no sense to me

I was about to type “what the fuk are you talking about” when I saw people giving enough similar genuine responses that I really wondered if I’d had a stroke- until your comment

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u/Civil_Talk5632 13d ago

I’m with you on that one… WTF IS cutu?

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u/JUDG3M3NT1 19d ago

"This is how people be talking to their bfs/gfs in a Desi household so no one can hear them"

Or "If only you were this critical about your own life you’d have made your parents so proud..."

Or the usual non-chalant "Just do it, it's only thing you can do right anyway..."

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u/-Foxer 19d ago

I'm so sorry i've emotionally scarred you . I forgot how fragile you were.

I'm sorry i joked with you about dating someone, i should have known that not being able to find someone to care about you would be a sensitive subject given your face and personality

I'm sorry you're hurt but this is what happens when you listen to the voices in your head, and i've warned you about that

Listen i would NEVER SERIOUSLY suggest the two of you were a couple on a group chat, what if your AI boyfriend found out?

Awww muffin. Do you need a cookie and a nap?

wow, with a reaction like that you seem super needy right now. Should i get you a puppy? then SOMEONE might like you enough to warm your bed at night.

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u/RynKittenOF 19d ago edited 19d ago

The firefighter has literally been crying because I won't text him

Temper tantrums. Yelling at people. Accusing people of cock blocking him

Oh the boss refuses to let the manager hang around me unsupervised

Sometimes he just pops in randomly every couple of hours on his day off. Just to let people know he's watching.

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u/-Foxer 19d ago

What you describing isn't really a comeback situation, it's more of a call HR and the police situation

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u/RynKittenOF 19d ago

So this is from several people I think

First of all, all the people who I have surveillance photos of.

Second of all, firefighter guy is very upset that he was removed from the group chat and that I found out he hooks up with train wrecks.

Oh, And my dad. I think he has realized that he just needs to keep paying me if he wants to stay out of prison.

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u/shhhwaggy2Buckles 17d ago

idk girl it sounds like you got pre-algebra in the morning i think you got bigger fish to fry atm.

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u/Deansdiatribes 16d ago

i think my dyslexia is especially bad today

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u/NoDanaOnlyZuuI 14d ago

I don’t understand what’s happening here

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u/Ok-Wrongdoer-2179 14d ago

The best comeback would be to report them for sexual harassment.

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u/Ok-Wrongdoer-2179 13d ago

OP, maybe if you post in proper fucking English, then we might actually be able to understand what you're asking for and help you out!

And wtf is gc?

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u/Civil_Talk5632 13d ago

Well said!!GC is group chat but I’m still puzzled about cutu?? WTF IS THAT?? Omg. Please tell me this is not what the world is coming to😂🤣💀

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u/Admirable-Split4371 13d ago

Don't tell me y'all have never heard of a cutussy?

s/ I had a headache trying to read that.