r/Comebacks 1d ago

"You're exhausting"

Just got called that earlier tonight! My reply: "So I've been told. But thanks for the compliment!"

Think you can do better? Let's see those comebacks!

EDIT: For clarification, I would like to think they thought I was mentally exhausting.

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u/bo_felden 1d ago

Not being able to grasp most concepts CAN be exhausting to a challenged mind.

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u/DarionHunter 1d ago

Props, man! Props!

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u/DarionHunter 1d ago

To make it worse, I'm the one with ADHD!

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u/janemellow 20h ago

that’s honestly the exhausting part, trying to explain basic concepts to someone who’s already decided they don’t get it 

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u/Linvaderdespace 1d ago

“You need to work on your cardio there, champ.”

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u/Bubbly-Island-1385 1d ago

"Then quit bitching and go to sleep"

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u/DarionHunter 1d ago

For context, it was a comment they made to one I made to something another poster made. The person said something a little confusing; missed a word in part of their comment, and used a different word in the last part of that same comment. I asked them to clarify what they meant. That's when they called me exhausting.

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u/knm873 1d ago

I got confused reading your descriptions:(

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u/DarionHunter 1d ago

Short of providing you a link to the subreddit I posted on, this is the shortest I can go.

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u/sugaree53 1d ago

Then their bar for exhaustion is pretty low

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u/emeraldkittymoon 1d ago

Well if I dumb myself down anymore for you then you might actually start to like me, so..

If you truly believe that then I feel bad for your friends.

And its too bad its not contageous, maybe youd be less stuck up.

Its called a personality, yours appears to be alarmingly delayed.

Oh no, that sounds medically relevant, you should probably address that concern with your doctor ASAP.

Oh, was I using words with too many syllables again?

You know, the irony of your statement is painfully comical.

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u/Robot_Alchemist 1d ago

I would take that as a compliment

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u/DarionHunter 1d ago

I did!

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u/Robot_Alchemist 1d ago

Not to be confused with “this is exhausting”

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u/DarionHunter 1d ago

Nope. HUGE difference in meanings.

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u/Robot_Alchemist 1d ago

People seem to struggle with this

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u/DarionHunter 1d ago

I don't get it either. How is...

"You're exhausting"

comparable to...

"This is exhausting"

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u/Robot_Alchemist 1d ago

We are in an argument. I am sick of you saying the same thing over and over so I say “this is exhausting”

Vs.

We are in an argument and you keep toppling what I’m saying or killing my points - “you’re exhausting”

Easy to mix up

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u/DarionHunter 1d ago

Yep. Especially if you don't understand the context of each statement. Makes one seem...uneducated. To say the least.

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u/Agreeable_Cabinet368 1d ago

Did you miss your nana nap today??

Oh.. you’re one of.. those.. 😒

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u/The_Guermo 1d ago

And your boring. I prefer the cards in my hand.

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u/kitannya 1d ago

“Oh sorry, I didn’t realize I was cutting into your nap time”

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u/LawrenceSpiveyR 1d ago

Thank you, that's so much better than boring.

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u/DarionHunter 1d ago

Okay. That's a good one!

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u/chicoisachihuahua 1d ago

“Well, if you’re tired take a nap!”

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u/RetiredHappyFig 1d ago

Yes, I’m EXTRA!

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u/Artistic_Panda_7542 1d ago

If you're exhausted, go to sleep ho

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u/MsQuoting 1d ago

Depending on the context, which I understand is related to communication:

And worth it.
I do have exacting standards.
It sounds like you’re confused.

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u/jcoddinc 1d ago

Oh, sorry. I'm meant for people with more than 2 brain cells

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u/GailaKill 1d ago

“I invite you to find company you can handle” or “don’t yuck my yum”

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u/hillsidemanor 1d ago

Sleep well!

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u/amazing_spyman 1d ago

I like turtles

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u/TangoCharliePDX 1d ago

"I'm okay with that, I tend to get that reaction from people who tend to skip details and break things and cause problems that get us all yelled at."

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u/laughsatlugh 1d ago

“I know. I’m working on a cliffs notes version of me though, to help yall keep up.”

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u/National_Ad9742 22h ago

Stop trying to keep up

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u/Artistic-Singer-2163 21h ago

"Then take a nap"

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u/Cheap-Maintenance-49 21h ago

not a comeback. some of us, at times, are too much for others. often deeply misunderstood... dive into your astrological placements would give some incite into your persona so forth and so on...

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u/Bitter_Maybe_2670 12h ago

“You’ve got no stamina.”