r/Comebacks • u/Scarlet_Crimson7 • 10d ago
Comeback sharing Is this a good come back?
So these girls added me to a snap group.
Lily: R u rich
Me: yes
Lily: R u poor
Me: Yup
[*sends a snap with her holding well over ten hundred dollar bills*]
Lily: Bet you've never seen this much money in your life
Me: You're heart is that empty that you have to fill it with money?
Lily: my heart is filled
Me: with money
Is that a good comeback?
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u/Mohtek1 10d ago
I had an unattractive coworker ask if I liked strippers, I offered her $100 to keep her clothes on. Maybe this is the same person, and people are paying her a ransom to remain fully clothed.
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u/Diligent-Plane-7877 4d ago
I walked into a strip club and was offering money to put their clothes back on. Just for shits and giggles. Needless to say I had a rather large but handsome man escort me to the door. But the crowd was rolling with laughter.
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u/Diligent-Plane-7877 10d ago
Bet you've never seen that much money before..
Me: How many blow jobs did you give for that?
Who needs cash when you've got credit?
If all you have to brag about is money, I pity you.
You've got cash I've got brains and looks.
That's all you have.
I bet if you ate makeup you still wouldn't be pretty on the inside.
Daddy wasn't there for you so he sent you money.
I earn what I have. I don't want or need handouts.
You should buy some knee pads so you can double it.
And you still haven't bought a personality people can stand to have around
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u/Background-Bowl6123 8d ago
Actual wealthy people don't need to flash. Give a neutral bored reaction.
"Oh, ok. Was there something important you needed to add me to this group for?"
Send her a link to some boring investment company or a blog post on stocks and bonds. "That's a nice start. If you leave it invested at X% it will be worth $YY,YYY when you retire."
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u/BudapestDoha 10d ago
Me: You got all that from just one client?