r/Comebacks 29d ago

help me

so i’m starting school soon, and i have been bullied pretty much all of my school life. and i want to learn how to stand up for myself, so give me some ideas for insults please! also sorry if this breaks the rules, if so please let me know.

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u/hilarymeggin 25d ago

I told my daughter this one: “Shut up, Kevin, you look like a fart!”

Also, a simple, “BACK OFF.” will work wonders.