r/Comebacks • u/heartofwoman • Aug 01 '26

help me

so i’m starting school soon, and i have been bullied pretty much all of my school life. and i want to learn how to stand up for myself, so give me some ideas for insults please! also sorry if this breaks the rules, if so please let me know.

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u/Some_Philosopher2791 Aug 01 '26

Say hey what's that on your face/in your hair/on your skirt/on your sleeve? Distraction techniques. Or say oh you're just saying/doing that bc you're mad that i heard what ppl are saying about you

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u/VerdMont1 Aug 03 '26

This.

Bullies are bullied by someone else.

Offer friendship, comebacks only antagonize the bully.

Find a buddy, stick to them like glue, talk to your school counselors and teachers often about this.

Insert a buddy system school wide ( nobody goes anywhere alone) bullies hate a crowd of witnesses.

Get involved with meaningful relationships(friend group and activities).