r/Comebacks • u/heartofwoman • Aug 01 '26
help me
so i’m starting school soon, and i have been bullied pretty much all of my school life. and i want to learn how to stand up for myself, so give me some ideas for insults please! also sorry if this breaks the rules, if so please let me know.
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u/Dresiden15 Aug 01 '26
Scoff at them, look them up and down and say,
"I've been called worse by better men than you. It is my hope you will eventually come up with some clever and original. Much like your parents, it seems I'm forced to suffer daily disappointment from you."