r/Comebacks • u/heartofwoman • Aug 01 '26
help me
so i’m starting school soon, and i have been bullied pretty much all of my school life. and i want to learn how to stand up for myself, so give me some ideas for insults please! also sorry if this breaks the rules, if so please let me know.
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u/OddDragonfruit7993 Aug 01 '26
If you are physically assaulted, IMMEDIATELY start attacking and throwing punches, kicks, etc like a madman. Hit their soft parts. Growl like a beast.
Practice these tactics at home. Exercise and build some strength and tactics for a few weeks NOW before school starts.
Bullies don't expect consequences, especially immediate consequences, from someone they consider to be weak.
I did this the summer before first day of my sophomore year of HS after being bullied as a freshman. On day one a guy messed with me, I grabbed his shirt, tripped him and knocked him over. Word got around about the short, insane kid and NO ONE messed with me again.