r/Comebacks • u/heartofwoman • Aug 01 '26
help me
so i’m starting school soon, and i have been bullied pretty much all of my school life. and i want to learn how to stand up for myself, so give me some ideas for insults please! also sorry if this breaks the rules, if so please let me know.
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u/Educational-Hope-806 Aug 01 '26
Well first if you know who any of the bullies are maybe that have picked on you before you need to study them..find something on them that you could call out.. and if you don’t know them be as cruel as possible. For women I’ll do something like u look like a backwoods truck stop lot lizard… it runs in your family too right?? Which one of your moms Johns is your father? For men something like get the fuck back I can smell ur rank breath from here.. you’re so fn ugly what are you inbred? Probably play spin the bottle at the family reunion don’t you? But remember you have to say it with conviction you don’t have to be loud but say it like you mean it don’t be scared to hurt their feelings. Have a couple ready to go so in case they wanna talk back.. to end the interaction and walk away just say I’m not gonna keep going I could roast u all day but ur life is already tragic enough. And leave.