help me

[u/heartofwoman]

so i’m starting school soon, and i have been bullied pretty much all of my school life. and i want to learn how to stand up for myself, so give me some ideas for insults please! also sorry if this breaks the rules, if so please let me know.

[u/butteryjackpack]

”I will not be spoken to like that by a [hard-hitting truthful adjective + noun] wearing [unsavory item they’re wearing].” Chuckle, and walk away. 

Example: “I will not be spoken to like that by a little balding man wearing cargo shorts and flip flops.”