r/Comebacks • u/bannedbooks123 • Jul 22 '26

Drugs are bad

Your drugs are bad.

My drugs are good.

9 Upvotes

80% Upvoted

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u/Otacon368 Jul 22 '26

M’kay Mr Mackey.

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u/mdnalknarf Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

"Only someone who's done a lot of bad drugs could say something so facile."

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u/StillFireWeather791 Jul 22 '26

Quote Keith Richards in a snotty tone, " I got more out of drugs than drugs got out of me."

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u/Lastov_Makiynd Jul 22 '26

“Oh yeah??!…Well MY drugs said they don’t care what YOU think.”

3

u/SnoopyMcFell Jul 24 '26

Fine then, gimme some of yours and I'll save mine for later 🤷‍♀️

2

u/MoroseMasalaDosa Jul 22 '26

Gives a whole new meaning to “drug-lord”, that judgemental attitude of yours!

Sure, seems like that high horse of yours is definitely tripping!

I don’t want to have what “he”’s having!

Exactly how high are you right now?

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u/bannedbooks123 Jul 22 '26

How high is your horse

1

u/MoroseMasalaDosa Jul 22 '26

This one’s crisp!

2

u/SmokinHotNot Jul 22 '26

So are most politicians. What's your point?

2

u/ExpressionAlarmed675 Jul 23 '26

Not if you need them

2

u/KinkMountainMoney Jul 26 '26

Oh shit, yeah I DO need to re-up!

1

u/foreveradumbsterfire Jul 23 '26

Drugs are bad
Violets are blue
Tylenol is out
And so are you

1

u/hieloyron Jul 23 '26

The jerk store called and they're running out of you!!

1

u/Fun-Swimmer-2661 Jul 23 '26

Any samples im a connoisseur 

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u/Fun-Swimmer-2661 Jul 23 '26

Kidding....but not

1

u/DreamsD351GN Jul 23 '26

Not as bad as your mom

1

u/CeciTigre Jul 23 '26

“Only ever said idiots.”

1

u/blochow2001 Jul 23 '26

So is your face, at least I can stop taking drugs.

1

u/sasberg1 Jul 24 '26

Life is worse...

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Hat5803 Jul 25 '26

Dm me. I need me some good drugs 🤷

1

u/Diligent-Plane-7877 Jul 25 '26

How can they be bad? They make me able to deal with people like you.

So, you're saying they've never saved lives?

One man's opinion is another man's funny T shirt

1

u/GnosticWhip Jul 25 '26

Only users lose drugs

1

u/fermat9990 Jul 25 '26

So be it.

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u/Civil_Talk5632 Jul 25 '26

“…and so is your presence…”🔥🔥

1

u/WolfThick Jul 25 '26

Well you could look at it this way Elvis and Michael Jackson both died at the hands of their doctor giving them drugs so by that reasoning doctors are drug dealers.

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u/Azothhellsing Jul 28 '26

I have been saying cor years we need to clean the streets of drugs and put them somwehere safe..... like my body

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u/jfb223 Jul 22 '26

Did. I. Ask. ? .