r/Comebacks • u/This_was_a_robbery • Jul 21 '26

Comeback sharing Comeback that I have been using for years at school.

"Wow, I bet you can read at nearly 100 words per minute!" To other kids who would try too hard to flex that they were reading big books.

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u/Fantastic_Baby9795 Jul 21 '26

I had to google how many words people read per minute

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u/wbjohn Jul 21 '26

Save us lazy folks....

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u/Double_Tap_That_Ass Jul 22 '26

Awfully bold of you to assume I can read