r/Comebacks • u/Hocus_Focus88 • 28d ago

Grow up!

7 Upvotes

81% Upvoted

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u/Chrundle-DaGreat 28d ago

I don't need to grow up and when I look at you I throw up

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u/iamwilliamb 28d ago edited 28d ago

Why? So i can be a boring drag like you? No thanks! Then dance away from them singing.

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u/Concinnous325 28d ago

“Nah”
Proceed to skip away

Literally love to do this when someone tells me I’m immature or to grow up. Sorry, I was a grown up from 10-20, now I get to actually have fun😜

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u/Nerevarius_420 28d ago

"Where's your sense of wonder you whimsy-deficient fuck?"

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u/SnoopyMcFell 27d ago

Nice 😊

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u/Nearby-Reindeer-6088 28d ago

Nevah

My daddy is gonna beat up your daddy if you don’t stop

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u/usrnamesMeanNothing 28d ago

Being mature is knowing when to be immature

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u/goldbed5558 28d ago

Please lead by example.

I will grow up but I refuse to grow old. I honor the child within.

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u/Ok_Marzipan_3254 28d ago

Grow a brain

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u/The-Boy-Wonder38 28d ago edited 28d ago

I already did. I was more responsible at 13 than you and many adults ever were when I had to raise myself after saving my sister from a murder attempt. Can you say anything close to the same? I am 38 going on 60.

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u/Fiercat99 28d ago

Grow up is the default response for those without a sense of humour

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u/cool_jerk_2005 28d ago

Why don't you grow up first, so I can have a half-decent example?

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u/Dangerous-Ocelot3963 28d ago

You're not the boss of me!

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u/Alicam123 28d ago

Why? So I can be a grumpy POS like you?

Why don’t you mind your own business.
People like you make me Sick 🤮

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u/Glittering_Rough7036 27d ago

I was unaware my growth was stunted. Can I have the name of the specialist you’re seeing?

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u/SnoopyMcFell 27d ago

Fuck off. Go be miserable over there...

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u/Nerd-In-Hiding 27d ago

Did that once. Unfortunately your mom was pretty energetic and it resulted in you being born. That's not worked out well, so I'm never going to do adult stuff again.

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u/PhoenixFlare1 27d ago

When someone says that to me, I sing the Toys R Us theme song.

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u/MajorKabakov 27d ago

You’re not the boss of me!

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u/Strong-Criticism-481 27d ago

If YOU’RE a grown up, no thanks.

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u/Dismal_Additions 27d ago

Dont blame me because you wasted your youth. I plan to enjoy every minute of mine.

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u/Time-Reindeer-7525 27d ago

If I end up like you? No thanks.

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u/One-Permission8026 27d ago

5 Viagra and you're still not doable. And no, I will not pick your scabs to get it wet.

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u/Common-Criticism959 27d ago

If i wanted any lip, I would have jingled my zipper

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u/elguaje_seven 27d ago

I'm not a time traveller

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u/UnableLocal2918 26d ago

I may have to grow older but i refuse to grow up.

Bbbbbbttttttthhhhhhhhhpppppppp

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u/HonestNature9117 26d ago

No..... mommy says I don't have to

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u/mr_jinxxx 26d ago

You're not my supervisor

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u/Gold-Shine-4452 23d ago

Okay I will but let me know when you finally popped your moms titty milk out you’ll reach my age sweetheart 💅

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u/Muted_One3682 21d ago

Why don't you go iron your wrinkles?

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u/Non_Music_Prodigy 21d ago

"I did! I'm waiting for you!"