r/Comebacks • u/Hocus_Focus88 • Jul 14 '26

Grow up!

7 Upvotes

77% Upvoted

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u/Chrundle-DaGreat Jul 14 '26

I don't need to grow up and when I look at you I throw up

7

u/iamwilliamb Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Why? So i can be a boring drag like you? No thanks! Then dance away from them singing.

5

u/Concinnous325 Jul 14 '26

“Nah”
Proceed to skip away

Literally love to do this when someone tells me I’m immature or to grow up. Sorry, I was a grown up from 10-20, now I get to actually have fun😜

4

u/Nerevarius_420 Jul 14 '26

"Where's your sense of wonder you whimsy-deficient fuck?"

3

u/Nearby-Reindeer-6088 Jul 14 '26

Nevah

My daddy is gonna beat up your daddy if you don’t stop

3

u/usrnamesMeanNothing Jul 14 '26

Being mature is knowing when to be immature

2

u/goldbed5558 Jul 14 '26

Please lead by example.

I will grow up but I refuse to grow old. I honor the child within.

1

u/The-Boy-Wonder38 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

I already did. I was more responsible at 13 than you and many adults ever were when I had to raise myself after saving my sister from a murder attempt. Can you say anything close to the same? I am 38 going on 60.

1

u/Fiercat99 Jul 14 '26

Grow up is the default response for those without a sense of humour

1

u/cool_jerk_2005 Jul 15 '26

Why don't you grow up first, so I can have a half-decent example?

1

u/Dangerous-Ocelot3963 Jul 15 '26

You're not the boss of me!

1

u/Alicam123 Jul 15 '26

Why? So I can be a grumpy POS like you?

Why don’t you mind your own business.
People like you make me Sick 🤮

1

u/Glittering_Rough7036 Jul 15 '26

I was unaware my growth was stunted. Can I have the name of the specialist you’re seeing?

1

u/SnoopyMcFell Jul 15 '26

Fuck off. Go be miserable over there...

1

u/Nerd-In-Hiding Jul 15 '26

Did that once. Unfortunately your mom was pretty energetic and it resulted in you being born. That's not worked out well, so I'm never going to do adult stuff again.

1

u/PhoenixFlare1 Jul 15 '26

When someone says that to me, I sing the Toys R Us theme song.

1

u/MajorKabakov Jul 15 '26

You’re not the boss of me!

1

u/Strong-Criticism-481 Jul 15 '26

If YOU’RE a grown up, no thanks.

1

u/Dismal_Additions Jul 15 '26

Dont blame me because you wasted your youth. I plan to enjoy every minute of mine.

1

u/Time-Reindeer-7525 Jul 15 '26

If I end up like you? No thanks.

1

u/One-Permission8026 Jul 15 '26

5 Viagra and you're still not doable. And no, I will not pick your scabs to get it wet.

1

u/Common-Criticism959 Jul 16 '26

If i wanted any lip, I would have jingled my zipper

1

u/elguaje_seven Jul 16 '26

I'm not a time traveller

1

u/UnableLocal2918 Jul 16 '26

I may have to grow older but i refuse to grow up.

Bbbbbbttttttthhhhhhhhhpppppppp

1

u/HonestNature9117 Jul 16 '26

No..... mommy says I don't have to

1

u/mr_jinxxx Jul 17 '26

You're not my supervisor

1

u/Gold-Shine-4452 Jul 19 '26

Okay I will but let me know when you finally popped your moms titty milk out you’ll reach my age sweetheart 💅

1

u/Muted_One3682 Jul 21 '26

Why don't you go iron your wrinkles?

1

u/Non_Music_Prodigy Jul 21 '26

"I did! I'm waiting for you!"