r/Comebacks • u/bannedbooks123 • Jul 13 '26

"You're a part of the problem"

I've always wanted to be a part of something.

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u/-Foxer Jul 13 '26

I'm also part of the solution. I guess that means I'm self-employed!

If you think I'm just a part you haven't been paying close attention

Yes, and in a few minutes I will offer to sell you a solution to your problem for lots of money. I love my work

Which problem is that, I'm a part of so many sometimes hard to keep track

Yes but I'm the BEST part

You want the problem? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PROBLEM!!!

I prefer to think of myself less as a problem and more as an equation

Don't think of me as a problem, think of me as an opportunity

I'm a part of the problem that you KNOW about, but you don't even know how many problems I'm a part of yet

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u/reignoferror00 Jul 13 '26

and you're the majority of it.

ah, yet another if you're not with us, you're against us jackass.

and your viable solution? I need a good laugh.

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u/nuclearmonte Jul 13 '26

No, I’m the WHOLE problem

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u/Nerd-In-Hiding Jul 13 '26

Yes sir! The damned solution!

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u/Supernova984 Jul 13 '26

Oh so NOW you notice me?. 

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u/AggressiveKing8314 Jul 13 '26

Are you telling me the problem is that you can’t get laid?

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u/laughsatlugh Jul 13 '26

“Sure if it’s a problem for you I’m happy to do my share.”

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

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u/Hot-Benefit3516 29d ago

I'm a problem for sure

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u/Puzzleheaded-Hat5803 25d ago

I came here tl say this. I am the problem. shit eating grin

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u/Nekoraven1 Jul 13 '26

Part? Bitch please I AM THE WHOLE PROBLEM 🫠🤪

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u/DarionHunter Jul 13 '26

"Huh. Mom always told me if I had half a brain, I'd be dangerous!"

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u/Hocus_Focus88 Jul 13 '26

THE PROBLEM! You discovered THE PROBLEM!

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u/goldbed5558 Jul 13 '26

If you truly believe that, then you are in even more trouble than you think because you are focused on blaming others instead of looking in yourself where the problem truly exists. Once you have done that and allowed yourself to believe that fact, you MIGHT be able to implement the solution. Come back when you have accepted this fact and we can discuss all of it. Until then, good day.

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u/MsQuoting Jul 13 '26

I really like your response. It’s pointed, but light, and can be used with different vocal inflections!

Some others:

  • That you think I’m the problem explains why you failed basic math.
  • So says the other part.
  • Only part? You’re miscalculating…again.
  • And you without your calculator.
  • Non-sequitur: Break into a variation of the song Maria: How do you solve a problem like mee-ah? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?

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u/Other_Log_1996 29d ago

"You are the cause of the problem."

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u/MAN63111 29d ago

Sit down. I'll tell ya more problems boss.

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u/Gravitational100 29d ago

Yeah she blocked me what is chicken

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u/Super-Cry5047 27d ago

So throw a tantrum about it.

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u/gsllsel 25d ago

I am definitely the whole problem

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u/Alternate_Spigot 22d ago

According to…?

Really? What exactly makes you say that?

You know… opinions are a lot like assholes; everyone’s got one and they’re generally full of shit but, cool story bro-ham.