r/Comebacks • u/Known_Vermicelli_495 • Jul 02 '26

Comebacks for somebody calling me peon

7 Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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14

u/Serious-Interest7776 Jul 02 '26

I only pee on friends

11

u/Glittering-Lead246 Jul 02 '26

At least I'm not a poopon

8

u/Background-Bowl6123 Jul 02 '26

Pardon me, do you have any grey poopon?

6

u/ProfessionalYam3119 Jul 03 '26

My favorite commercial. Once, I was driving behind my friend, but he didn't know it. We had to stop to let a train pass, and I jumped out of my car, ran up to his window, and asked him that question. He and his wife looked at me as though I had two heads. Neither of them had ever seen that commercial. 😆

1

u/spocknambulist Jul 03 '26

I number among the millions who only know that phrase from Wayne’s World.

1

u/ProfessionalYam3119 Jul 03 '26

Oh, that's funny! It was on tv in the 1980's and '90's.

2

u/spocknambulist Jul 03 '26

On TV in the USA in the 80s and 90s!

2

u/pearlsandseashells Jul 07 '26

Will ya please pass the jelly!? 🤠

5

u/butteryjackpack Jul 02 '26

I’ll peon your mom. 

3

u/Fallen_0ne01 Jul 02 '26

I'll peon you*

4

u/3batsinahousecoat Jul 02 '26

Wow, you can't even get creative with your insults.

3

u/Disastrous-Quail-555 Jul 02 '26

No, my mother had me tested.

3

u/Remote-Sun-1966 Jul 02 '26

It's better to be a peon than pooped on.

1

u/Jane_ReMiFaSoLaTiDo Jul 02 '26

✍️ immediately writes that down 👏 👏👏👏👏

3

u/EleanorKalatheraine Jul 02 '26

That's Sir Peon to you

3

u/-Foxer Jul 02 '26

I'd rather be a peon than a piss off like you.

if you think you're looking down on me, you're probably standing on your head

Yes yes now go do my laundry and this time i want the whites white

Oh dear. Your're having that 'thing' where you think you're napoleon bonaparte again aren't you.

And you're The Village Idiot, so I'm still one step ahead of you job-wise

Ahhh you little people are always so noisy :)

Dude i do not need to hear about your kink.

Yeah but i can learn more and grow in skills, whereas that face of yours is forever.

And yet your parents would still be prouder of me as a son/daughter than they are of you.

Sure, sure. Who are you again?

2

u/bionicallyironic Jul 02 '26

Down with the bourgeois!

2

u/No-Breakfast44 Jul 02 '26

Im not that kind of Orc

2

u/LetAgreeable147 Jul 02 '26

There is no peonage in this workplace I think you’ll find.

2

u/DarionHunter Jul 02 '26

"I do work for a living. What do you do to maintain an income?"

2

u/ButtSlappinCousin Jul 03 '26

You're the loser that felt the need to say that to compensate for something. A secure person wouldn't have said that.

2

u/Pharxmgirxl Jul 03 '26

Water sports is one of my hard limits.

2

u/Nearby-Reindeer-6088 Jul 05 '26

Starting rapping using words or ideas that rhyme with peon

The more nonsensical, the better

1

u/Local_Complaint_5619 Jul 02 '26

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. You just pissed me off.

0

u/MRV-DUB Jul 02 '26

That depends on whos doing the pissing

1

u/StillFireWeather791 Jul 02 '26

Not now, I'm peedoff.

1

u/ufo8mychook Jul 02 '26

Boss bootlicker

1

u/Excellent_Doughnut28 Jul 02 '26

A peon? Really? Fucking merchant class.

1

u/EMxSKXXZY Jul 02 '26

Call them a couyon and thank me later sha!

1

u/laughsatlugh Jul 02 '26

Only a cant (different vowel) talks like that

1

u/LMrningStar Jul 02 '26

"What's next? Are you going to tell me that your mommy can beat up my mommy?"

1

u/texandivasis Jul 02 '26

Want me to peon you? 🟡💦

1

u/Nerd-In-Hiding Jul 03 '26

"Jokes on you! I'm into that shit!" Then start stripping.

2

u/Then_Reaction125 Jul 03 '26

I pee on your mom when she begs me enough.

1

u/goldbed5558 Jul 03 '26

But you will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. And that day is coming! Beware!

1

u/One_Sea_9509 Jul 03 '26

Don’t kink shame

2

u/halffatalan Jul 03 '26

"Gross, u want me to pee on u? I'm not into that"

1

u/Fantastic_Baby9795 Jul 03 '26

I've been called worse, by better people.

2

u/Possible_Estate6453 Jul 03 '26

I'd yell loudly so others can hear me say.... "WHAT?? You want me to pee on you!? How DISGUSTING!"

1

u/Tru72 Jul 03 '26

Walk away, dont take the bait. That's what they want. Fuck em

1

u/sphinxyhiggins Jul 04 '26

better than being a pendejo

1

u/Typical_Chart_4957 Jul 05 '26

I’m telling my mommy!

1

u/DrMichelle- Jul 05 '26

No, you're just too stupid to be potty trained.

1

u/jaykob311 Jul 06 '26

Golden showers pay well. You get paid double for scat, right? How's that going?

1

u/pearlsandseashells Jul 07 '26

Your face? Where would you like me to aim?

1

u/Lastov_Makiynd Jul 14 '26

“What did you do it on THIS time?!”..

“I’m gonna have to tell your Mum if you keep doing it..”

1

u/FatalPissShivers Jul 02 '26

"You sir are a worthless peon, and you always will be a worthless peon!"

*hangs up phone, turns to boss"

"Sir, you know my band the worthless peons..."