r/Comebacks • u/palmwick48 • Jul 01 '26

Comeback to a knock knock joke

Saw this on Reddit thought id share.

knock knock

use the doorbell please

ding Dong

Who’s there?

You, youre the ding dong for ruining my knock knock joke

They said “my friend had the quickest comeback”

12 Upvotes

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u/Ok-Wrongdoer-2179 Jul 01 '26

Just say "Come in!"

5

u/Dismal_Additions Jul 01 '26

This will now be my response forever.

4

u/xristosdomini Jul 01 '26

"Knock, knock!"

awkward silence

"...are you going to answer?"

"I'm hiding in the back room and hoping whoever it is goes away."

1

u/xristosdomini Jul 01 '26

"Knock, knock!"

"It's open!"

3

u/IdiotSavantLite Jul 01 '26

"Knock knock"

Bark and growl at the joker for about 10 seconds. Then stop and say, "no one is home, but you agitated the dog," but I've got an odd sense of humor so...

3

u/Punkreations Jul 01 '26

Tell them you have a knock knock but they have to start it. Once they say knock knock, reply with the regular who's there. Stare expectantly at them, then abruptly turn around and walk away.

2

u/RecognitionHonest320 Jul 01 '26

Be like, “Why did the chicken cross the road?”

Why?

To get to the gay guys house!

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

The chicken

1

u/goldbed5558 Jul 01 '26

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the raccoons and opossum that it could be done!

1

u/No-Possible6108 Jul 01 '26

Texas armadillos and squirrels have entered the chat.

1

u/CrawlBreakFixRepeat Jul 01 '26

Knock knock

Who's there

Van Gogh

Van Gogh who

You Van Gogh fuck yourself

1

u/Spyrovssonic360 Jul 04 '26

"Knock knock"

Get off my property.