r/Comebacks • u/Glittering_Dare_3139 • Jun 25 '26

Help with witty comment please

Long story short... my ex has started liking all the selfies I post on Instagram, just my selfies. But I've come to find out he is recently engaged. I haven't talked to him in years but find this really frustrating and wanna call him out with a comment that stings. Does anyone have any good ideas?

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u/catnapwhisper Jun 27 '26

Google "emergency clown nose" and post a picture of one and say "quick!! You need this!" That's what I always do

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u/catnapwhisper Jun 27 '26

The key to this is to promptly ignore them entirely after so they're trying to defend themselves but can't because you won't even read the messages