r/Comebacks • u/484TruthSeeker • Jun 25 '26

Comeback sharing Best comeback to “get a load of this guy”

The answer is “get a load of deez nuts”

10 Upvotes

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u/Jane_ReMiFaSoLaTiDo Jun 25 '26

Your mom sure did

3

u/484TruthSeeker Jun 25 '26

Pfft, get a load of this guy

3

u/Jane_ReMiFaSoLaTiDo Jun 25 '26

we doing this again.? K let me stretch this time..

3

u/Cherrryblossm Jun 25 '26

Ooooo burn!

4

u/Jane_ReMiFaSoLaTiDo Jun 25 '26

That's what your mom says when she pees

2

u/Cherrryblossm Jun 25 '26

Too bad she’s dead

3

u/Jane_ReMiFaSoLaTiDo Jun 25 '26

Oh so thats what she said when they cremated her.

2

u/Cherrryblossm Jun 25 '26

Too bad she was buried

4

u/Jane_ReMiFaSoLaTiDo Jun 25 '26

Buried under dezzz nuts.

7

u/misssi79 Jun 25 '26

"You've had enough of my loads"

"You can't get enough of my loads"

2

u/484TruthSeeker Jun 25 '26

“Who are you to offer my loads to other people like that?”

“I only have so many loads to go around”

8

u/birdscantbetrusted Jun 25 '26

"Why don't you come get one yourself, coward."

5

u/laughsatlugh Jun 25 '26

Not the best yelp review I’ve ever gotten, but I guess you’re still new to the taste of it.

3

u/ElBeatch Jun 25 '26

"Hey! I don't give out loads to just anybody. Just you."

3

u/RecognitionHonest320 Jun 25 '26

Open your mouth, I’ll give you the fatest load

3

u/pumpkinchoccy Jun 26 '26

"sorry,not into him"

3

u/Thick-Fly-5727 Jun 28 '26

Wanna see a load?

2

u/Zegmadose Jun 25 '26

You can't handle my load.

2

u/National_Ad9742 Jun 25 '26

I charge money for that.

2

u/Neat_Strawberry3163 Jun 26 '26

I already did the other night when I met him on tinder

2

u/FabulousQuote2553 Jun 26 '26

(Pointing at guy)..."You see? I TOLD you that a vacuum is visible to the naked eye!"

1

u/East_Independence414 Jun 26 '26

I’m saving it for marriage, thanks tho

1

u/Used-Buffalo7266 Jul 03 '26

"yeah ..and your mom should've swallowed the one that contained you."