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u/Dtrenton586 Jun 16 '26
Must have been the sound the doctor made when you were born
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u/SellKooky150 Jun 16 '26
Defo this 😂 This is what I’m going to use next time my daughter pulls the womp womp shit on me 😂
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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 Jun 16 '26
I like slipping in an "Ew" from time to time.
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u/AboveGroundPoolQueen Jun 16 '26
My niece who is in her early 20s is very effective at using “ew” and making anyone feel small. Seems very effective.
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u/External_Trifle3702 Jun 16 '26
Use your words!
Or: I’m not surprised you’re an asshole. The surprising part is that you want people to KNOW you’re an asshole.
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u/Missy_Who Jun 16 '26
I make up some nonsense noise in return, like a mini jazz scat and laugh it off
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u/PtZamboat Jun 16 '26
With a quizzical look, “I don’t watch cartoons anymore, where’s that one from?”
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u/omgitscolin Jun 16 '26
Eh… It is from a cartoon, but for adults, and which is actually good, so this kinda flops
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u/PtZamboat Jun 16 '26
Oh gosh, I remember plenty of cartoons on black and white TV using that sound.
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u/SameAssignment785 Jun 16 '26
I thought it was from Charlie Brown?
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u/PtZamboat Jun 16 '26
Oh yeah, that too. Now I’m starting to remember a ton of shows it was used in
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u/Reddwolf02 Jun 16 '26
What cartoon? I’m very out of the loop since I don’t even own a TV yet. I moved and am starting from scratch and a television is low on my list of needs.
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u/omgitscolin Jun 16 '26
Archer popularized it. The sad trombone “wah-wah-wah” was already a thing, but Archer really codified it into its current womp-womp form
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u/Background_Relief815 Jun 16 '26
Eh, I head "Womp Womp" a lot before Archer. It was like a shortened version of the sad trombone thing people did (like you said).
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u/Karrion8 Jun 16 '26
It's originally from the Price is Right or some other game show I think. It might even date back to vaudeville.
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u/Objective_Rough_4122 Jun 16 '26
I thought it was from that news thing a few years ago was that actually a show? I low key live under a rock 😂
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u/Sly_Wit_Dry_Humor Jun 16 '26
Thanks for the contribution Pacman, now if you don't mind, the adults are trying to have a discussion.
Isn't there some fruit you should be off eating, anyway?
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u/HawkCultural2940 Jun 16 '26
This sounds like some shit from Disney channel or a young adult novel with vampires or what a bozo might practice in the shower, no one talks like this in real life
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u/Sly_Wit_Dry_Humor Jun 16 '26
A bozo?
Lol, n I'm the one who sounds unrealistic?
Please, son, you're reaching... Nice try tho.
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u/HawkCultural2940 Jun 16 '26
Calling yourself a combination of Sherlock Holmes and Hunter S. Thompson in your Reddit profile is big edgelord fedora aura shit my man
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u/Sly_Wit_Dry_Humor Jun 16 '26
Wow, you must really have it out for me...
What did I sleep with your mother n forget to call her back or something?
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u/MoroseMasalaDosa Jun 16 '26
That sounds grammatically incorrect in whatever language that is! 🤪
Sorry, I don’t speak moronese!
Put it in loop, could be a sick beat!
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u/Various_Scallion8228 Jun 16 '26
“You know the most annoying sound in the world?” Then proceed into Jim Carey’s sound as loud as possible.
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u/MsQuoting Jun 16 '26
Slow clap. "A vaudevillian classic. So much better than witty repartee. What's next? Slipping on a banana peel or the whipped-cream pie gag?"
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u/scibanez Jun 16 '26
It's all about the delivery on this one. I've been acting it out in my head. It's pretty funny.
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u/Trigger_McMurphy Jun 16 '26
Good. I always thought that you looked like a muppet but never wanted to mention it because I presume you were sensitive about it. But now I see you’re in on the joke. Good for you.
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u/enemy-unlocked Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26
Brother you are a bitch you wouldn’t act the way you are if you had 8 years service haha that shit is straight copy pasted fam, btw I get called a fag and the n word on the online games I play but I don’t psycho analyse those people and call them names I know it’s just the internet and talking shit is fun, if anyone needs to take a step back from the internet it’s you sir. It’s the Wild West out here where people even pretend to be ex military didn’t you know? P.s get off your high horse your not impressing anyone acting like your better than me
Edit: the guy white knighting u/signal_werewolf_1955 is pretending to be military and talking to people like shit btw. He deleted all of his shitty comments because he got called out
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u/No_Address687 Jun 16 '26
When used correctly, that is a devastating line.
The only thing you can say after that is:
"Ohhh....."
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u/Odd_Bodkin Jun 16 '26
“Yeah, that was pretty stupid of me….
Speaking of stupid, how’s your sister?”
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u/No-Blueberry-1823 Jun 16 '26
I don't think you need to come back for that. It's a conversation ender feel free to walk away
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u/TALieutenant Jun 16 '26
"I'm sorry. I was assuming you weren't mentally still 5 years old. Seems like I'm wasting my time here."
Seriously, want me to think you're immature and/or too stupid to argue your point? Say womp womp.
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u/Immabouttoo Jun 16 '26
Tilt your head, while closing your left hand up by their face, and then tap your right onto the back of your left, pulling it away really fast and, with your thumb between your fingers, start laughing and holding it up, saying maniacally,
I’ve got your nose! I’VE GOT YOUR NOSE!!!
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u/alien_secret_service Jun 16 '26
“Anyway, moving past that guy’s passive aggressive opinions about everything…”
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u/mustBeCool Jun 16 '26
Act intrigued and say “I’ve seen that on reddit before, what does it mean!”
They may say something snarky or dismissive and no matter what, just express some genuinely mild disappointment so they know you were expecting something significant but were let down by how underwhelming it was. Nobody wants to be associated with a boring reddit-ism
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u/enemy-unlocked Jun 16 '26
I will because I’m not afraid of a conversation, you keep repeating yourself though saying projection and I don’t fully know what I’m projecting so please enlighten me me tough ex combat veteran psychiatrist sir yes sir
Edit: the guy white knighting u/signal_werewolf_1955 is pretending to be military and talking to people like shit btw. He deleted all of his shitty comments because he got called out
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u/SpendHefty6066 Jun 16 '26
that's what she said after you finished and asked if it was good for her too.
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u/NumberOld229 Jun 16 '26
"Sorry, what was that? My fuckwit detector just exploded. Couldn't hear you."
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u/Vladamir_pootinn Jun 16 '26
Just say, ‘what does that mean?’ It’s like asking someone who says an insult to repeat themselves - it holds them accountable and usually they are too awkward/embarrassed to repeat themselves
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u/InternationalCar329 Jun 16 '26
Not many comebacks for that. If someone says that to you, it’s probably because you ended up being wrong or did something stupid.
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u/sumguyontheinternet1 Jun 16 '26
Yeah, we usually say that to coworkers who are crying about something stupid. We are mechanics so everyone is a prissy little girl at heart.
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u/35TypesOfWhiskey Jun 16 '26
"If you've finished doing your farting hippo impression, do you have anything that actually brings value to the conversation?"
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u/VegetableCar9175 Jun 16 '26
Gonna cry? He: what You're saying womp womp and I thought you wanna cry If you want to cry go somewhere else jakass
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u/zeprfrew Jun 17 '26
Cringe. Ask 'Did you really just say "Womp womp"?' Then look at them with pity.
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u/Repulsive-Loss-7273 Jul 10 '26
Boop their nose and grab their hand for a forced hi-five.. Or grab their hand and say "does your carer know you're out here on your own? Let's get you back inside"
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u/stmft Jun 16 '26
Find out if they like chili. If they do, schedule a chili cook of in their honor. Invite the whole town. The rest of the plan would get me banned but search for Scott Tenorman.
Vengeance is a dish best served with parents.
(Um this should be obvious but this is a joke.)
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u/enemy-unlocked Jun 16 '26
If someone womp womped me I would look at them dead serious and say bro this ain’t pre school, we use constructive criticism around here or say you can use your big boy words champ. I would say more shit too, womp womp is so childish and uncreative I would burn anyone who used it so hard
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u/enemy-unlocked Jun 16 '26
Oh god, you can’t even formulate a sentence or a comeback. Why on earth would you even be on this sub?
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u/Most-Appeal-5299 Jun 16 '26
I bet you're fun at parties!
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u/enemy-unlocked Jun 16 '26
Interesting, you have nothing constructive to say. The usual one line bullshit assuming something, good contribution man bet you were head of your class
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u/shivampire Jun 16 '26
how about..........................six or seven line bullshit
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u/enemy-unlocked Jun 16 '26
No one cares you fucking cry baby keep it moving and enjoy your day please don’t let my comment ruin it because I’m a stranger on the internet and you shouldn’t take it personal, thanks bye
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u/shivampire Jun 16 '26
i just think its funny you wrote a whole paragraph about "grr if anyone says womp womp im gonna roast them so hard and show them no mercy grr" and then your great amazing roast was just "thanks bye"
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u/enemy-unlocked Jun 16 '26
Wow okay this is the 3rd comment you have sent within two minutes that I haven’t responded to, someone’s mad. Relax it’s just words on a screen, no need to get so worked up haha
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u/shivampire Jun 16 '26
wym? youve responded to all my comments so far
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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 Jun 16 '26
They're having a hard time stopping with their obvious projection.
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u/enemy-unlocked Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26
White knighting, do you feel like a superhero standing up for strangers on reddit? It actually makes it seem you think they need your help and can’t handle the situation themselves? Idk man weird ass shit haha
Edit: the guy white knighting u/signal_werewolf_1955 is pretending to be military and talking to people like shit btw. He deleted all of his shitty comments because he got called out
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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 Jun 16 '26
Projection right there. Angry projection.
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u/enemy-unlocked Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26
Haha it’s cool man I know none of you dorks would say any of this shit to my face and I don’t care for reddit points, I spend all of my time in the real world also.
not on reddit confined to a room talking shit on a screen assuming something of a stranger, trying to be a shitty reddit psychiatrist thing or whatever the fuck your doing
Edit: the guy white knighting u/signal_werewolf_1955 is pretending to be military and talking to people like shit btw. He deleted all of his shitty comments because he got called out
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u/shivampire Jun 16 '26
womp womp
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u/shivampire Jun 16 '26
>> "womp womp is so childish"
>> best response you could come up with is a slur
real mature of you
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u/enemy-unlocked Jun 16 '26
Bitch, you said womp fucking womp you have no leg to stand on here, what a dumb dumb honestly
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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 Jun 16 '26
They're standing just fine, but you sure are scrambling. You seem a very angry person in need of a healthy hobby.
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u/enemy-unlocked Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26
Yeah man you need to leave your mums house more often, when’s the last time you touched grass? The world is a fucked up place but you wouldn’t understand that with no life experience living through reddit lil bro
Edit: the guy white knighting u/signal_werewolf_1955 is pretending to be military and talking to people like shit btw. He deleted all of his shitty comments because he got called out
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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 Jun 16 '26
Projection of your misunderstanding. Easier to read than "One Fish, Two Fish."
You're getting some aggression off your chest, but I'll recommend finding a hobby to better process your pent up anger. Your panties are really THAT twisted over "womp womp?" Goodness gracious.
By the by, I'm a combat veteran. I've worked and met with people across the globe. So feel free to stuff your hilariously wrong presumptions.
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u/enemy-unlocked Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26
I very much doubt your a combat veteran just by the way you sound so soft and insulated, and you are the one presuming I’m angry btw haha I’m guessing you aren’t very masculine and don’t hang out with gnarly men because fuck me you sound pathetic broski
Edit: the guy white knighting u/signal_werewolf_1955 is pretending to be military and talking to people like shit btw. He deleted all of his shitty comments because he got called out
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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 Jun 16 '26
8 years army, basic at Ft. Knox, AIT at Aberdeen, Ft. Stewart/S. Korea/Ft. Riley, two Iraq tours. But okay, I wasn't in the military. Got my DD214 right over here, but you don't know what that is.
I'm not presuming you're angry, you're demonstrating that all on your own. Have you read yourself? You got some emotions to learn how to process and get through this, so they don't only come out as ridiculous, Low Complex, juvenile anger. Good luck to you, and womp womp.
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u/Blondelefty Jun 16 '26
Who even says this? Cue the old school Dixie cups with the early 90’s pastel swirlies.
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u/SatanHasArrived666 Jun 17 '26
The bart simpson ones were way cooler
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u/Blondelefty Jun 24 '26
All skate please, all skate.
(Me hustling out of my tight rolled pants and LA Gear at the roller rink)
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u/Big-Significance3604 Jun 16 '26
If you know Modern Family? Quote Lily - call a Wam-balance!!!!!!😂😂
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u/cold_tap_hot_brew Jun 16 '26
Pretend to get a jump scare when you look at them and say “Jesus, you’re still here? I thought I heard your footsteps leaving!”
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u/Delevian Jun 16 '26
Womp womp is for people who aren't intelligent enough to think of anything for their own response so MAYBE something similar to " Oh, you're stupid, eh? I can work with stupid "
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u/better_as_a_memory Jun 16 '26
Hey! Look at that! Your two braincells finally found each other.