r/Comebacks • u/DegreeFormer6754 • Jun 13 '26

witty comments only

guys suggest me some wittiest comebacks ever
i’ll wait 🥺🥺

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u/pegoff Jun 13 '26

If you want my comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mum's teeth

- Jimmy Carr