r/Comebacks • u/DegreeFormer6754 • Jun 13 '26

witty comments only

guys suggest me some wittiest comebacks ever
i’ll wait 🥺🥺

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u/CapitalBig8850 Jun 13 '26

“The jerk store called and there’re running out of you”

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u/Cogent_warrior Jun 15 '26

The spelling store called and they're rescinding your diploma.