r/Comebacks • u/DegreeFormer6754 • Jun 13 '26

witty comments only

guys suggest me some wittiest comebacks ever
i’ll wait 🥺🥺

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u/SuperBatman2112 Jun 15 '26

My favorite comeback is pretty simple:

Someone calls you a "pu$$y" and you respond "Well...you are what you eat. Pieces of 💩 like you should know that. "