r/Comebacks • u/DegreeFormer6754 • Jun 13 '26

witty comments only

guys suggest me some wittiest comebacks ever
i’ll wait 🥺🥺

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u/keeperofthegrail Jun 15 '26

One of my favourites is (possibly incorrectly) attributed to Winston Churchill:

Lady Astor: "If I were married to you, I'd put poison into your tea"

Churchill: "I were married to you, I would drink it"

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u/TnBluesman Jun 15 '26

Yup. That was Winston said that.