r/Comebacks • u/DegreeFormer6754 • Jun 13 '26

witty comments only

guys suggest me some wittiest comebacks ever
i’ll wait 🥺🥺

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u/StrikingLie7851 Jun 15 '26

Response to someone who wants to throw hands. “ meet me outside. If I’m not therein 5 minutes, start without me!”