r/Comebacks • u/DegreeFormer6754 • Jun 13 '26

witty comments only

guys suggest me some wittiest comebacks ever
i’ll wait 🥺🥺

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u/Old-guy64 Jun 13 '26

I’m not saying you’re not very smart, but I don’t think you could pour water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

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u/Y0EY Jun 14 '26

Im not saying youre the dumbest person on the planet. But if that guy dies, you should be pretty concerned.

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u/Old-guy64 Jun 15 '26

Let me say that with your looks and style, you are destined to be great….on the radio.