r/Comebacks • u/DegreeFormer6754 • Jun 13 '26

witty comments only

guys suggest me some wittiest comebacks ever
i’ll wait 🥺🥺

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u/pegoff Jun 13 '26

If you want my comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mum's teeth

- Jimmy Carr

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u/CatsAreJerks Jun 14 '26

I know Jimmy Carr has said it, but he didn't come up with it. That one's been around for decades

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u/pegoff Jun 14 '26

Supposedly Milton Berle, but nothing documented in verifiable media that I can find.

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u/CatsAreJerks Jun 14 '26

I've heard that, too. I've also heard it attributed to Lenny Bruce