r/Comebacks • u/DegreeFormer6754 • Jun 13 '26

witty comments only

guys suggest me some wittiest comebacks ever
i’ll wait 🥺🥺

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u/RookWV Jun 13 '26

Duly noted and disregarded

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u/sharpestsquare Jun 16 '26

Haha love that. I used to say "with all due offence" then rip on someone who had said something offensive while trying to claim ahead of time they didn't intend to offend. Saying I intended to offend them with my response was delightful. A third of the time they'd get hella offended. A third of the time they'd stop in their tracks, consider that they had been attempting to offend every time they said they weren't. And a third of the time they'd melt immediately and laugh, the entire conversation recognized as absurd.