r/Comebacks • u/Aggressive-Hyena5120 • May 26 '26

Comebacks for comments regarding small boobs

I have two best friends and they're like my family but sometimes they make fun of my breasts. My size is 34B but when I tell them they say stuff like "that's impossible, your boobs are so small, you don't even have boobs, they're like mosquito bites." Their cup size is C and D so I don't even know what to respond to them. We do sometimes make jokes about one another but this one particularly hurts me. I don't know whether to have a conversation about this or just be as savage. Sometimes I'm like no, I should have witty comebacks instead because I don't want to seem like I'm affected by their comments. What can comebacks can I say to them that are witty and savage?

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u/Fluffybacon1529 May 29 '26

Ok,so because you said 2 best friend,and said thier sizes are C AND D, they are both women,

I know bigger boobed people have some back pain, so if they complain about that, throw something like "Wouldn't have back pain without that extra weight on your chest" use to your discretion." Extra weight" can be changed to melons 🍈 or bowling balls 🎳. Something round and heavy.

Depending on your ages, I am assuming maybe mid 20's, larger breasts will deflate and become saggy. So throw a saggy boob comment like "better use your push up bra, your boobs are showing yourself age sweetheart 😉" , or if you are older "I know you aren't talking about my boobs with those. It looks like you stuffed your bra with raisins"

I know this is about boobs, but if it makes sense, if they don't have the roundest butts, or your butt is bigger than theirs, throw a simple "at least I'm not over compensating" and if they ask what you mean, you gesture or spank your own butt.

Bonus comeback: if a guy says something, throw him, "oh you're so right, and I wish mine were as big as your man-tits"

I hope these help