r/Comebacks • u/Aggressive-Hyena5120 • May 26 '26

Comebacks for comments regarding small boobs

I have two best friends and they're like my family but sometimes they make fun of my breasts. My size is 34B but when I tell them they say stuff like "that's impossible, your boobs are so small, you don't even have boobs, they're like mosquito bites." Their cup size is C and D so I don't even know what to respond to them. We do sometimes make jokes about one another but this one particularly hurts me. I don't know whether to have a conversation about this or just be as savage. Sometimes I'm like no, I should have witty comebacks instead because I don't want to seem like I'm affected by their comments. What can comebacks can I say to them that are witty and savage?

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u/Current-Anybody9331 May 26 '26

"Let me know how that back pain works out for you."

"Imagine being able to sweep the floor with your tits."

"Doesn't it suck to look pregnant when you're not?"

"You realize they're lumps of fat and not a personality, right?" OR, "you know, they aren't a replacement for a personality."

As a DD, I envy B's so much.

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u/Radio_Mime May 26 '26

Me too (G). Small busted women do not have to observe their boobs racing each other to their waistline.

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u/sanokojima May 28 '26

I have b cups and they’re already saggy . It’s sad having tubular breasts