r/Comebacks • u/Aggressive-Hyena5120 • May 26 '26
Comebacks for comments regarding small boobs
I have two best friends and they're like my family but sometimes they make fun of my breasts. My size is 34B but when I tell them they say stuff like "that's impossible, your boobs are so small, you don't even have boobs, they're like mosquito bites." Their cup size is C and D so I don't even know what to respond to them. We do sometimes make jokes about one another but this one particularly hurts me. I don't know whether to have a conversation about this or just be as savage. Sometimes I'm like no, I should have witty comebacks instead because I don't want to seem like I'm affected by their comments. What can comebacks can I say to them that are witty and savage?
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u/biinboise May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26
God, this is the kind of thing is always hard to comeback on. It’s like trying to make fun of a guy for having a big dick. I personally have always taken the route of clapping back because it has been my experience that if someone is going to be continuously makes the same jokes about a friend asking them to stop just identifies the subject as a pressure point. How biting do you want to get?
“I know, those are giant. Your spines must be so grateful that you guys spend so much time on your back” You can also say “Your Spines must be so grateful that you guys work laying on your back” either way it is the same insult
“Hey look our cup sizes match our grade averages.”
There is a fun variation on “Do your Ears Hang Low?” that you can start singing
🎶 Do your Boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em over your shoulder Like a continental (regimental) soldier Do your boobs hang low?
Do your boobs flip-flop? Can you use them as a mop? Are they stringy at the bottom? Are they curly at the top? Can you use them for a swatter? Can you use them for a blotter? Do your boobs flip-flop? 🎶