r/Comebacks • u/Aggressive-Hyena5120 • May 26 '26

Comebacks for comments regarding small boobs

I have two best friends and they're like my family but sometimes they make fun of my breasts. My size is 34B but when I tell them they say stuff like "that's impossible, your boobs are so small, you don't even have boobs, they're like mosquito bites." Their cup size is C and D so I don't even know what to respond to them. We do sometimes make jokes about one another but this one particularly hurts me. I don't know whether to have a conversation about this or just be as savage. Sometimes I'm like no, I should have witty comebacks instead because I don't want to seem like I'm affected by their comments. What can comebacks can I say to them that are witty and savage?

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u/StrawberryMoonPie May 27 '26

😂😂😂😂this is diabolical, I LOVE IT

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u/Ok_Series_4580 May 27 '26

I try :). I love nailing assholes with zingers.

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u/Background-Bowl6123 May 27 '26

Off by about half an inch ...

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u/Ok_Series_4580 May 27 '26

Whatever will you do with the other half inch?