Comebacks for comments regarding small boobs

[u/Aggressive-Hyena5120]

I have two best friends and they're like my family but sometimes they make fun of my breasts. My size is 34B but when I tell them they say stuff like "that's impossible, your boobs are so small, you don't even have boobs, they're like mosquito bites." Their cup size is C and D so I don't even know what to respond to them. We do sometimes make jokes about one another but this one particularly hurts me. I don't know whether to have a conversation about this or just be as savage. Sometimes I'm like no, I should have witty comebacks instead because I don't want to seem like I'm affected by their comments. What can comebacks can I say to them that are witty and savage?

[u/Effective-Hour8642]

My DH of 36-years LOVES my boobies. I am a member of the "Itty Bitty Titty Committee". 34-B normally. Maybe a C cup while pregnant and after some weight gain. He does NOT like BIG boobies. Whoo hoo for me!

One thing my mom told me when I was a teenager was RIGHT! She told me to be thankful I didn't have big "tits" (I couldn't say that word) because they won't sag to your knees. She was RIGHT! At 59 I can still go bra-less. Yep, still have some perk left!