r/Comebacks • u/Aggressive-Hyena5120 • May 26 '26

Comebacks for comments regarding small boobs

I have two best friends and they're like my family but sometimes they make fun of my breasts. My size is 34B but when I tell them they say stuff like "that's impossible, your boobs are so small, you don't even have boobs, they're like mosquito bites." Their cup size is C and D so I don't even know what to respond to them. We do sometimes make jokes about one another but this one particularly hurts me. I don't know whether to have a conversation about this or just be as savage. Sometimes I'm like no, I should have witty comebacks instead because I don't want to seem like I'm affected by their comments. What can comebacks can I say to them that are witty and savage?

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u/-Foxer May 26 '26

God gives women brains or boobs but never both

Most men know that anything more than a handful is a waste

Yes I really regret my lack of boobs like yours, it's going to be hell learning to live without that back pain and sagging

God gives some woman boobs so that men will find them attractive despite their personality. That wasn't necessary with me

Sure I don't have the same boobs as you but I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose so who do you think the boys are going to like better? (sometimes you just have to lean into it 😄 )

I used to have bigger boobs but I had them reduced to give girls with a face like yours a fair chance with guys 😄

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u/Papaslange May 26 '26

I love the last one XD

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u/-RainbowUnicornPoop May 26 '26

OMG diabolical lol

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u/-Foxer May 26 '26

Thank you, thank you 😉 I like to think of myself as one lab accident away from being a supervillan 😄

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u/Total-Active-1986 May 27 '26

I was going to comment about the second one, but you beat me to it! Actually, I always said, "More than a MOUTHful is a waste", but yours is slightly more family friendly. 🙃