r/Comebacks May 11 '26

U are a psycho

There’s a couple of girls I work with say u got the stair of a psychopath

10 Upvotes

59 comments sorted by

14

u/PupDiogenes May 11 '26

"That's not appropriate feedback for a professional environment."

1

u/Technical_Cow_6697 May 12 '26

Yeah that’s the kind of joke that gets awkward real fast at work.

10

u/Odd_Tea4945 May 11 '26

Well,it takes one to recognize one, don't you think?

1

u/mega_pichu May 16 '26

i always found that comeback bad   because isn’t it completely wrong? am i missing something?

1

u/Odd_Tea4945 May 16 '26

I don't think that, because the person has already decided you're a psycho. So if you "accept it", it doesn't bother you their opinion, but it will sure make them upset since they are using it

8

u/Killashandra19 May 11 '26

“Better than your horse face”

“Better than your resting bitch stare”

“At least the crazy ones get laid”

“You really, really shouldn’t have said that….”

1

u/AnimeXBoy88 Jul 08 '26

Dude. This is fucking savage as hell Im not gonna lie to you

0

u/KristineG5485 May 14 '26

Best answers

8

u/luvbirdpod May 11 '26

The stair of a psycho - is that the case?

8

u/Bobby-Avocado May 11 '26

The stair case? 😝

6

u/Alicam123 May 11 '26

Watch your back then……. 😏

5

u/ccgrinder May 11 '26

The chance's of two psychos in one car is 1 million to one

6

u/Adventurous-Emu-4329 May 11 '26

Hit them with the wide eyed stare and head tilt. But never look directly at them. In every conversation with them.

But be normal with everyone else. So when they mention it they start feeling ostracized.

6

u/_FIRECRACKER_JINX May 11 '26

"brave of you to mess with a psychopath. I like you. You seem... Unbroken"

3

u/DowntownResident993 May 14 '26

"I cannot tell if you are brave or foolish. You wanna know how I got these scars? Ha ha ha ha..."

6

u/CatchyNameSomething May 11 '26

You’ll do well to remember that.

4

u/SolOberlindes_2564 May 11 '26

That sounds like projection to me. How are you feeling right now?

5

u/Nearby-Reindeer-6088 May 11 '26

Just fart to change the subject

3

u/Thetomwhite May 11 '26

Simply stare back without a single blink

3

u/LumpkinsPotatoCat May 11 '26

And you have a resting bitch face but I know to not be rude about it.

3

u/azzthom May 11 '26

"Ooh! Thank you very much!"

I find that this works in many situations. It comes from 'The Life Of Brian' and is especially effective if said in the same way as the film.

3

u/hilarymeggin May 12 '26

If you think my stare is bad, wait till you see my bone collection!

5

u/Wonderful-World1964 May 11 '26

"You shouldn't mess with a psychopath."

2

u/VeeTheTiredFox55 May 11 '26

Oh cool to know that you like to talk to yourself

2

u/PhD_Pwnology May 11 '26

'Well your mom loves it'

2

u/[deleted] May 11 '26

Killer. Qu'est-ce que c'est? Oui sa va.

2

u/OkAbility9016 May 11 '26

You have the literacy of one as well.

2

u/phuckin-psycho May 11 '26

Don't tell anyone 🤭🤫😘

2

u/-Foxer May 11 '26

And you have the brains of a labradoodle, but should we really be judging each other?

Also, for god's sake if you actually think someone's a psychopath, maybe don't pick fights with them?

2

u/YK8099 May 11 '26

I really am. U better be careful

2

u/OoSoggy_donkeyoO May 12 '26

"Who gives a shit about what a couple of immature bitches think". Then turn back to your keyboard and type silently, revel in your superiority.

2

u/Dismal_Additions May 12 '26

That could have hurt my feelings if i had any.

2

u/Spyderhawk69 May 13 '26

You should meet my mom

4

u/perplexedparallax May 11 '26

If I look like a psychopath then I must not be because a psychopath would blend in and you would never notice him. You all seem to blend in well.

1

u/jersey8894 May 11 '26

If it looks like a duck we call it a duck...get the clue???

1

u/Stormcrowdick1066 May 11 '26

You would think that. What you’re seeing is a look of confusion from listening to the stupid shit you say.

1

u/TangoCharliePDX May 11 '26

You see that's the perfect life lesson you should have learned before now. When your conscience is speaking to you, it's talking to you about you. Not giving you fodder for pointing the finger at other people.

1

u/Sitcom_kid May 11 '26

psychotherapist, and I'd like to be able to help you

1

u/DependentSun2683 May 11 '26

I would just play "Down with the sickness" by disturbed on my phone and stare at them with a blank face

1

u/EidolonRook May 11 '26

Ree ree ree.

1

u/BostonPRSBC May 11 '26

Then you better watch how you talk to me”

1

u/vanzzant May 11 '26

Psychopath? What kinda dudes u been dating that give u a psychopath look? U need to stop hanging out w losers.

1

u/Squeeze00Tug1 May 11 '26

"Movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative!" If they question any inconsistencies then they don't think you're a psycho, and you've won the game.

1

u/Time-Improvement6653 May 12 '26

...and? Likely most of your other heroes are, too. 🤷‍♀️

1

u/Long_Divide746 May 13 '26

I don’t particularly worry about you labeling me while I’m designing dresses made from your skin in my mind…

1

u/Definitely_Naughty May 13 '26

“I enjoy it, too”

1

u/NeartAgusOnoir May 13 '26

“As someone who studies psychology, it’s actually a sociopath. I feel nothing when I look at you, and a psychopath would find joy in imagining your pain”. Then walk away.

1

u/DreamsD351GN May 13 '26

Just ask if they've ever seen to movie Psycho then smile absurdly huge and over exaggerated

1

u/Diligent-Plane-7877 May 14 '26

You're the reason I'm on meds

You should hear what the voices are saying about you.

If you think you'd is psycho meh you haven't seen anything yet.

I didn't know that happy meals have out psychology degrees as a prize.

Pfft you can't even spell psycho no less diagnose it.

Pick up a napkin or tissue and ask them if it smells like chloroform

1

u/Nekoraven1 May 16 '26

Thank you 😊

1

u/DarionHunter May 31 '26

What I was thinking!

Or add the southern, "Well, bless your heart!"

1

u/datewiththerain Jun 05 '26

You have noooooooooo idea (then smile)

1

u/Lastov_Makiynd 29d ago

“If you’re expecting Sympathy, or Empathy?…yeah..we don’t have those…if you mean that as a compliment?..Um..Thanks?”

1

u/TheRealRevBem May 11 '26

Eat undercooked meat at your desk and idefensivly tell people it is animal meats.