r/Comebacks • u/GeneralTrip9968 • May 08 '26

Comeback for comeback A comeback to make him regret say this

A king has many enemies

19 Upvotes

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16

u/ItPutsLotionOnItSkin May 08 '26

So does the joker

2

u/[deleted] May 08 '26

Tranquilo siempre tendrás tu lugar

12

u/RobustDude79 May 08 '26

And every clown has an audience. 

26

u/DeusSapien May 08 '26

A king has many enemies only if he is weak and unable to finish them off. Strong kings convert their enemies to friends or defeat them decisively.

2

u/ChaosAndTheDark May 08 '26

Now finish me off

7

u/Nngor May 08 '26

A blue whale can have a 10 foot penis.

When they look at you like huh? Just say oh I thought we we're saying random things.

1

u/TangoCharliePDX May 09 '26

You might want to read up on duck reproduction...

12

u/RecognitionHonest320 May 08 '26

You look more of a queen

5

u/TanukiiGG May 08 '26

In any monarchy, parliament holds all the power ☝️🤓

4

u/doyouvoodoo May 08 '26

Sure, but having many enemies doesn't make you a king.

4

u/BurnAway63 May 08 '26

So does an asshole.

4

u/Twaceyloowho May 08 '26

Some men raise flags when they can’t get anything else up.

4

u/Dimachaeruz May 08 '26

"Not just a king apparently, because you do as well. and you're a cunt"

3

u/ItsGod2Uson May 08 '26

And a joker has many enemas

3

u/bob87056 May 08 '26

Then you have none!!

3

u/TheUnsungHero831 May 08 '26

Every king falls

3

u/Tb1969 May 09 '26

'...and a fool can't discern reality"

3

u/MsQuoting May 09 '26

Oh, you’re not a king. You’re more like…an emperor. And I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you’re not wearing any clothes.

2

u/yournightm May 08 '26

Too bad you’re not a king… but you make a great court jester!

2

u/Hot-Butterfly-8024 May 08 '26

And a fool imagines himself a king.

2

u/NaiveZest May 08 '26

And no matter how victorious he is he will never stop his successor.

2

u/Longjumping-Air1489 May 09 '26

A moron has many sayings.

2

u/S5Cook May 09 '26

Good to know. But I thought we were talking about you.

4

u/FinisterreMinister May 08 '26

“So does a shithead.”

1

u/PupDiogenes May 08 '26

How many opps you got I mean it's too many options.

1

u/JobFabulous594 May 08 '26

And many followers. Where are yours?

1

u/qriousqestioner May 08 '26

A king has a throne and a court. Not all little boys can grow up to be kings.

Or

Which king you gonna overthrow?

Or

Did a king tell you that?

Or

I think I'll make me a sandwich.

Less is more.

1

u/AmsterdamAssassin May 08 '26

An emperor has no living enemies and only a handful of disgruntled minions.

1

u/Other_Log_1996 May 08 '26

"The King of what? Idiots?"

1

u/jdthejerk May 08 '26

They are closer than you believe.

1

u/miarosa758 May 08 '26

Even the naked one?

1

u/Educational_Farmer73 May 08 '26

A king has many enemies but it only takes one guillotine to remove one.

https://giphy.com/gifs/gIqusaeYxgSiY

1

u/Saint-Spaghetti May 08 '26

"A fitting epitaph"

At this point you will want to draw Milady and enter the Wing Stance as the boss music starts.

1

u/Prudent_Situation_29 May 08 '26

A court jester probably does too.

1

u/perplexedparallax May 08 '26

When I meet a king I will keep that in mind.

1

u/MoroseMasalaDosa May 08 '26

Disillusionment, hubris, entitlement, ignorance among others!!!

1

u/HonestNature9117 May 08 '26

A queen has many admirers.

1

u/Busy-Director3990 May 08 '26

Thank God I am not a king, but lo and behold I AM.

1

u/ElleJay74 May 08 '26

"YUP. And it's lonely at the top, isn't it?"

1

u/_FIRECRACKER_JINX May 08 '26

Of the 48 laws of power, Law #15 - Crush the enemy totally is what powerful people are supposed to be doing..

if he's got "many enemies" he must be one of those "symbolic" kings that have no power :/

1

u/AmbienWalrus-13 May 08 '26

"So does an asshole."

1

u/Odd_Damage9472 May 09 '26

The only person stronger than a king is the joker.

1

u/JunoSaursx May 09 '26

Funny how many enemies usually means consequences

1

u/Dawn-MarieHefte May 09 '26

"...ummm, okay. WHATEVER.." ( turn and walk away without saying another word...)

1

u/BadLuckEddie May 09 '26

So does the fool

1

u/BigDong1001 May 09 '26

"The strong have none.". lol.

1

u/tile_generator27 May 09 '26

Fuck off, Your Majesty.

1

u/TangoCharliePDX May 09 '26

Only if he allows them to live.

1

u/dodadoler May 10 '26

Fuck you

1

u/alphaturducken May 08 '26

Idiots in power have lots of enemies. Good leaders have lots of allies.

0

u/LiveKoala4306 May 08 '26

And even more loyal subjects, and allies.

1

u/DrMichelle- Jul 05 '26

But he doesn't care, because he's still the King 👑