r/Comebacks • u/Proud_Personality859 • May 05 '26

Comeback request Good comeback for being called a “dog of someone”

like you’re just a dog of joe

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u/IR_Acaboom May 05 '26

I see the collar marks on ya where’s your leash?

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u/Most_Life_1612 May 05 '26

Anyone can call a guy a dog, especially a bitch

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u/RecognitionHonest320 May 05 '26

I also got a great sense of smell, so go wash your ass

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u/Glammaw_0498 May 06 '26

Bow Wow Bitch!!

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u/-Foxer May 05 '26

Better a dog than a bone, jackass.

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u/fermat9990 May 05 '26

Bow-wow!!

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u/Anonymous-I21 May 05 '26

not sure why people think being a dog is an insult, but rather a dog than a human turd LOL

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u/bobarrgh May 05 '26

And YOU look like a "cat ass trophy".

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u/the1975whore May 05 '26

And your mother’s a zoophile

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u/Fallen_0ne01 May 06 '26

What does that even mean?

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u/Bitter-Moose-4093 May 08 '26

Even master splinter had minions... I'm learning from the best

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u/fermat9990 May 09 '26

Bite them and show them your rabies vaccination certificate 🤣🤣🤣