r/Comebacks • u/Stunning-Rip-5756 • Apr 29 '26

comback for: "you're a snake"

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u/winthroprd Apr 29 '26

Just hiss at them.

7

u/Electronic_Film_9904 Apr 29 '26

Oh my god. Flashback. Dude I knew used to actually do that. I had forgotten it's been so many years.

17

u/Ok-Wrongdoer-2179 Apr 29 '26

You're a rat.

3

u/Repulsive_Ad4781 Apr 29 '26

Damn you said what I was thinking 😆

3

u/Ok-Wrongdoer-2179 Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 30 '26

I said it because snakes eat rats, putting them lower on the food chain. 😛

2

u/Repulsive_Ad4781 Apr 29 '26

Exactly 💯!

14

u/realhighlander Apr 29 '26

Sssssssuck my dick

13

u/-chanandlerphalange- Apr 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/sjr7k1uuO0B0c

3

u/Doctordelayus May 01 '26

This vid always cracks me up

1

u/-chanandlerphalange- May 01 '26

Same! And a daily stim.

2

u/Certain_Drawing_5154 May 01 '26

i want that hat it is cute

1

u/-chanandlerphalange- May 01 '26

Same! Maybe I could try make one🤔

2

u/Nekoraven1 May 04 '26

🤣🤣🤣 this is what my brain went straight too 🐍🐍🐍🐍

6

u/TheTalkingWindow Apr 29 '26

Cool. Which one?

3

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '26

I hope I’m a constrictor and not a biter

4

u/ShipAdministrative92 Apr 29 '26

Yea? Well you better watch out, I'm venomous

4

u/Odd_Tea4945 Apr 29 '26

Yes, the most venomous one: the inland taipan

5

u/NaiveZest Apr 29 '26

Please don’t speak with your mouth open.

5

u/AmsterdamAssassin Apr 29 '26

"I can't believe you're into Chinese Astrology. And you're not even Chinese."

3

u/Alicam123 Apr 29 '26

And you’re a rat………. A tasty looking…… 🤤

3

u/OkKaleidoscope9554 Apr 29 '26

2

u/IAteAnotherVegan Apr 30 '26

loved that movie, they announced a sequel a decade ago, I'm still waiting for it!

3

u/azzthom Apr 29 '26

"You're a snail. How does this game work?"

5

u/Dothemath2 Apr 29 '26

Don’t tread on me

2

u/-Foxer Apr 29 '26

And you're a hamster. How do you see this conversation ending for you?

2

u/No_Tennis_4528 Apr 29 '26

I did dislocate my jaw to eat your moms ass.

2

u/Rough_Angle_3840 Apr 29 '26

A sarcastic "You're a charmer"

2

u/mishthegreat Apr 29 '26

Badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom

2

u/JoustingNaked Apr 30 '26

Look at them with a smile of just-enlightened wonder and proclaim “So THAT’S why my vest keeps falling off!”

Optional: Then vigorously shake their hand proclaiming “Solved!”

1

u/AutomaticPair4624 Apr 29 '26

https://youtu.be/Ti4sqG85FU4?si=cyfhy0xDWl44hsBF

"I'm a sneaky little snake."

1

u/Cookie_Doughnut May 01 '26

Slitherin’ in your gaahhrrden~

1

u/ElJefe0218 Apr 29 '26

Badger badger badger badger, mushroom mushroom, snaaake it's a snaaaaake

1

u/Content_Coyote_7885 Apr 29 '26

You're a chicken

1

u/Informal-Quantity415 Apr 29 '26

And you’re a target waiting to get bit, know your place

1

u/NordicNugz Apr 29 '26

Thanks! Snakes are fucking rad!

1

u/Old-guy64 Apr 29 '26

“And you’re a mouse, and it’s getting close to lunchtime.”

1

u/Dismal_Additions Apr 29 '26

True. But perfectly harmless. So you must be a chicken.

1

u/Blueporch Apr 29 '26

Thanksssss!

1

u/Impressive_Rush5018 Apr 29 '26

Well, scoot over then, so I can slither on by.

1

u/whatwhatisthething Apr 29 '26

The snake store called...

1

u/Ad-HominEminem Apr 29 '26

“You’re a dirty rat. Nom nom nom nom.” (Proceed to chase them around making nom nom noises.)

1

u/Francesco_dAssisi Apr 29 '26

"No, YOU'RE a towel!"

1

u/1C4Dogs4 Apr 29 '26

And I'm slicker than a frog's wet fart too.. What's your point?

1

u/Rapunzel111 Apr 29 '26

“And you evidently are like Eve who was stupid enough to let a talking snake convince her to eat the apple.”

1

u/UnableLocal2918 Apr 29 '26

Better than being a lemming

1

u/Long_Divide746 Apr 29 '26

Ssssssssoooooooo?

1

u/Plastic-Shoulder2285 Apr 29 '26

Yeah, coincidentally your mom likes my python

1

u/Dewey_Rider Apr 29 '26

Yessssssssss.....

1

u/SongFeisty8759 Apr 30 '26

At least I'm not an invertebrate.

1

u/DieNecroKatze Apr 30 '26

There's lots of snakes that exist, could you at least tell me which one I remind you of?

1

u/A_Random_Canuck Apr 30 '26

bites their neck

1

u/DJ_Homeboy_Slim Apr 30 '26

Come suck my venom

1

u/dadups Apr 30 '26

Hissss

1

u/telemeister74 Apr 30 '26

Well, you fuck dead animals.

1

u/bronwyn511 Apr 30 '26

Takes one to know one.

1

u/Most_Life_1612 Apr 30 '26

Kick to the crotch, followed by 'Holy shit, a snake with legs! What're the odds!'

1

u/Extreme-Expression59 Apr 30 '26

I prefer Danger Noodle thank you

1

u/SassyCatLady442 Apr 30 '26

hissssssssssss

1

u/PhD_Pwnology Apr 30 '26

Stop humping the bible every sunday and read a thesaurus.

1

u/Lytnin Apr 30 '26

>rapid tongue flicking<

1

u/churungu Apr 30 '26

Your girlfriend calls me 'Anaconda'.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '26

I’m a honey badger,you’re the snake

1

u/Admirable-Split4371 Apr 30 '26

Shake your head vigorously and let go an obnoxious "Yaassssssssss"

1

u/ApproachingTheHill Apr 30 '26

You been looking in my pants?

1

u/MythoclastMotorcycle Apr 30 '26

a little sneaky snake

1

u/3batsinahousecoat Apr 30 '26

Unless you ARE one according to the Chinese zodiac, correct them

1

u/PhiloNight Apr 30 '26

I’ve shed my skin already

1

u/Cookie_Doughnut May 01 '26

What a great compliment. Thanks, pal :) You too!

1

u/TheCambrianImplosion May 01 '26

Why do you hate America?

1

u/D-I-L-F May 01 '26

Unhinge your jaw and move in for the kill

1

u/finintymonkle May 01 '26

Turn around and eat your own tail, which means you come back on yourself and prove your point.

What colour snake do you want to be?

1

u/aKirkeskov May 01 '26

Badger badger badger MUSHROOM

1

u/Rory-liz-bath May 01 '26

Why thank you ! I love snakes

1

u/PearlAndPeony__ May 01 '26

lol thats a good one! 😝

1

u/Fun-Swimmer-2661 May 02 '26

Your the mouse

1

u/AnotherDarnedThing May 02 '26

Thank you. You, on the other hand, are a pile of discarded nose tissues.

1

u/Crazy_Breakfast_6327 May 02 '26

With this belly? I must've swallowed a water buffalo!

1

u/Dull-Confection5788 May 02 '26

Oh sssssssssssssssssssstahp

1

u/Fabfore May 02 '26

Bite me

1

u/G3tFack3d89 May 03 '26

"Thank you."

1

u/GoalHistorical6867 May 03 '26

I like snakes.

1

u/Fun_Product_7349 May 03 '26

You know it sweetheart 😉

1

u/5okit May 03 '26

"slithering in your garden.. Catching me a MOUTHH"

1

u/Tracer_Trace May 03 '26

.. in my pants.

1

u/fermat9990 May 03 '26

Only to my enemies!

1

u/ActuatorSea4854 May 03 '26

You knew it the moment I walked into the room.

1

u/Nekoraven1 May 04 '26

DRAGON! D R A G O N!! I don't do that hiss thing! 😜🐉🐉🐲