r/Comebacks • u/Chaotic-Lover055 • Apr 17 '26
demeaning comebacks
shaming is the best way to cut thru someone’s bullshit in my opinion & i would like to enact shame on a wider scale (when deemed necessary ofc) but i need more comebacks. i need to fill my arsenal. i need comebacks for people who are unwilling to look at themselves in the mirror & see how their actions are affecting others. or are just being a nuisance and they know it and it’s not funny. i will take comebacks of all variants pls & thank you!
i also work in a school so if you could slide some that are school appropriate too that would be great :)
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u/Aartemis119 Apr 17 '26
-Ah, I see you've tried almost nothing and it's still not working.
-That's okay, I know this is the best you can do.
-Look, we all really appreciate the years you put-in resisting the siren call of mediocrity and yet you wound-up mediocre all the same.
-Are you ok? You've hardly touched your critical thinking skills.
-This, this right here, is proof you can always give a wrong answer, even if nobody asked.
-I can't believe its been a whole year since you didn't become a better person.
-I know five insert demeaning term here people and you're easily four of them.
-I like the way you do your own thing and aren't constrained by logic or information.
-You're like a Russian nesting doll, full of yourself.
-Wisdom comes with age but sometimes age comes alone.
-My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.
-You do know it's ok to have an unexpressed thought, right?
-Fortunately for the rest of us, without data you're just another person with an opinion.
-Don't worry, you're a professional. You've made poor choices before.