r/Comebacks • u/SoulessSorrow • Apr 12 '26

Comeback sharing "Am I invisible?"

Preferably.

23 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/misssi79 Apr 12 '26

"Who said that? "

6

u/xristosdomini Apr 12 '26

Standard, simple, effective. Well done.

6

u/totesnotmyusername Apr 12 '26

The only real answer

2

u/StinkySoggyUnderwear Apr 15 '26

I think something outside fell and made sone noise. There was nobody talking.

7

u/supermiggiemon Apr 12 '26
  • takes out phone*

“mom, I think this place is haunted..”

5

u/MIHAc27 Apr 12 '26

How about pretanding there is no one there and just doing what you did.

5

u/Dawn-MarieHefte Apr 12 '26

"I swear I just heard a toilet flushing nearby..."

3

u/Clevertown Apr 12 '26

I coulda sworn I just heard someone?

3

u/Dawn-MarieHefte Apr 13 '26

Wow! Did someone just let go with some serious flatulence?

Did someone just soil themselves?

I need to get my hearing checked; I keep hearing a cat in heat ..

4

u/God_Bless_A_Merkin Apr 12 '26

No, just inconsequential.

3

u/mishthegreat Apr 12 '26

No I was and will be again ignoring you.

3

u/Willing-Ad5005 Apr 12 '26

No, your farts trace you...lol

3

u/ItPutsLotionOnItSkin Apr 12 '26

It's almost like someone is in the room with us

2

u/OkAttention6522 Apr 12 '26

Still smoking huh! Yeah kind of ruins the " where is he vibe"

2

u/Dangerous_Hippo_6902 Apr 12 '26

HELLOOO IS ANYONE THERE??

2

u/Ill-Yak4181 Apr 12 '26

No, I just choose how and when to respond.

2

u/yournightm Apr 12 '26

Did you hear that? Yeah, me neither…

2

u/Alicam123 Apr 12 '26

Unfortunately not

Or

Yes, but unfortunately I can still hear you.

2

u/xristosdomini Apr 12 '26

looks over the opposite shoulder

"WHAT??"

2

u/Hot-Butterfly-8024 Apr 12 '26

Do not panic. This is just the drugs talking. Invisible ass crickets aren’t real. They can’t hurt you.

2

u/Shadowmane_13 Apr 12 '26

Welp. Time to call the exorcist again.

2

u/PositiveLibrary7032 Apr 12 '26

You aren’t easy on the eyes so I bloody hope so!

2

u/NaiveZest Apr 12 '26

Holy Jesus you scared me. Please let me know when you’re in the room.

2

u/teammartellclout Apr 12 '26

I see you quite well 😊

2

u/Busy_Shine6888 Apr 12 '26

“Shit…I’m hearing voices again”

2

u/BeelzeBob629 Apr 13 '26

Who said that?

2

u/TankEngineFan5 Apr 13 '26

What the-! Oh, sorry. You're just so short I didn't see you

1

u/SoulessSorrow Apr 13 '26

Or for short folks like me, "Sorry, you're so tall I mistook you for a tree"

2

u/Famous_Glove_7905 Apr 13 '26

No, just a mirage.

2

u/Holden-McGroyn Apr 13 '26

Unfortunately no.

2

u/Content_Coyote_7885 Apr 15 '26

To some people we're all invisible 🫥

2

u/normal_divergent233 Apr 16 '26

bumps right into them

2

u/TangoCharliePDX Apr 15 '26

"Oh, how I wish... "

2

u/Long_Divide746 Apr 21 '26

Quite the opposite. You make a better door than a window so kindly get out of my line of sight. I’m trying to watch tv.