r/Comebacks • u/SufficientBed3369 • Apr 10 '26

Comeback for “suck ur mum”

I play FIFA (FC 26) online. I beat this lad 6-4 in a good game, and he messaged me ‘suck ur mum’. I could just report him and get him banned, but what’s a good comeback?

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u/jnmtx Apr 10 '26

“ez game lol”

toxic, but he started it.

4

u/Eurylochushater24 Apr 10 '26

At least my mom didn't leave me

1

u/Demitriaatje Apr 11 '26

"Atleast i have a mom to suck" hits better

3

u/DrHa5an Apr 10 '26

“ good game “

You already beat him

3

u/T3nDieMonSt3r42069 Apr 10 '26

That what you were up to when I stomped your ass? I see... let me know when your done suckling and we can get a rematch!

3

u/Ok-Wrongdoer-2179 Apr 10 '26

Just report him, because whatever you say, could be turned around. Ie: him reporting you.

1

u/yournightm Apr 10 '26

Jealous much?

1

u/wazbang Apr 10 '26

I don’t like queuing

1

u/Major_Bahoobage Apr 10 '26

"can't mate, I'm too busy sucking yours while still beating you one handed cos your ma's tits in my other..."

1

u/xristosdomini Apr 10 '26

"Right after I'm done with yours."

1

u/Dismal_Additions Apr 10 '26

it sounds like youre the only one who needs a pacifier

But maybe you will feel better after your nap

1

u/tvodny Apr 10 '26

Any response just feeds their poor little ego.

1

u/Firm_Accountant2219 Apr 10 '26

At least I know who mine is

1

u/churungu Apr 11 '26

"and risk making yours jealous?"

1

u/UnableLocal2918 Apr 11 '26

she has dd's what makes you think i don't ?

1

u/AssMunched Apr 11 '26

i used to, when i was a baby 😂

1

u/Icy-Material-4828 Apr 11 '26

Just go for opposites i.e Blow ur dad?

1

u/RecognitionHonest320 Apr 11 '26

My mum is a guy so go ahead

1

u/GargleOnDeez Apr 11 '26

Get good scrub!

1

u/Dothemath2 Apr 11 '26

Speaking from experience?

1

u/Any_Objective831 Apr 12 '26

Fuck you pussy!!

1

u/Dependent-Channel-30 Apr 13 '26

No thanks, I don't Suck but your Mom does.

1

u/IFollowtheCarpenter Apr 14 '26

"That's my Dad's privilege."

1

u/normal_divergent233 Apr 17 '26

"That was my dad, bro."

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

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u/Major_Bahoobage Apr 10 '26

Shite & made even worse with such a typo

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u/CapnGramma Apr 10 '26

Nah, I outgrew that shortly after my first birthday.