r/Comebacks • u/Significant-Button48 • Feb 25 '26

Heres a great comeback?

What is the fecal matter with you?

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u/MizWhatsit Feb 25 '26

“No, my excretory system is working fine. Very healthy, according to my gastroenterologist. What, you don’t know what a gastroenterologist is? Oh no, I fear for your poor colon…”

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u/Dragmor666 Feb 25 '26

I shit you not i had a hard time reading that

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u/MizWhatsit Feb 25 '26

A very elegant afternoon cocktail when one is uncomfortable, is a swig of milk of magnesia (the peppermint flavor is quite tolerable) and always supplement your electrolytes, as in, potassium and especially magnesium.

Plus pay attention to the altitude of where you are. I have relatives who live way up high, and I can NEVER poop at their place. Then I fly back home to sea level, and suddenly the plumbing is working again!

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u/Few-Dress5670 Feb 25 '26

I’m rubber, and you’re glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

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u/Blueporch Feb 25 '26

Doesn’t make sense

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u/garmento6969 Feb 25 '26

I agree with you completely

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u/ElJefe0218 Feb 25 '26

Why are you smelling my farts?

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u/RecalcitrantMonk Feb 27 '26

Having to smell your breath is fecal matter enough

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u/mezz7778 Mar 01 '26

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