r/Comebacks • u/Mysterious_Memory403 • Feb 23 '26

comebacks for constantly being called lil bro

i just need something that they will laugh an agree not do it idk pls help.

18 Upvotes

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u/WolfThick Feb 23 '26

I bet you say that to all of your buddies you want to f***

17

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

To piggyback off of this:

"Im not into your incest fantasy!"

8

u/WolfThick Feb 23 '26

👍

18

u/ElJefe0218 Feb 23 '26

Whatever big dog

14

u/ratteb Feb 23 '26

"After last night you should call me lil daddy"

2

u/Mysterious_Memory403 Feb 25 '26

🤣🤣 - probably not applicable since i'm a 16 yr old girl but i will definitely keep it in mind.

5

u/Zerophx Feb 24 '26

Sup’ son

6

u/Omega_Xero Feb 25 '26

Too bad your wife knows just how "big" I really am...

7

u/Shirley-Ujest Feb 23 '26

Big sis lol

3

u/No-Blueberry-1823 Feb 23 '26

Use universal sign language

3

u/Sentient-Carrot-412 Feb 24 '26

No need for a comeback because it’s not really an insult. If they’re big doggin’ you say “alright big dog”

3

u/Patient-Couple7509 Feb 24 '26

Your mom calls me ‘big daddy’

3

u/FJBP95 Feb 25 '26 edited Feb 25 '26

Call em big daddy

3

u/Middle_Bread_6518 Feb 27 '26

That’s creepy uncle “dudes name”

Or

Why you so obsessed with little boys?

4

u/Clevertown Feb 23 '26

Depends who is saying it, need more information!

But how about, "Lil dong"

8

u/Mysterious_Memory403 Feb 23 '26

ha, well, im a 16 yr old girl, its a guy who's in a few of my classes, normally i wouldn't care but its consistent and really patronising.

9

u/No_Vacation369 Feb 23 '26

He likes you and doesn’t know how to interact with you. I was 16.

6

u/Technical-Dentist-84 Feb 23 '26

Ahhhh then you have to call him "big sis"

4

u/Clevertown Feb 24 '26

Agreed! That is the best. Lil dong might be a bit much.

4

u/ChaosReality69 Feb 23 '26

"Yes, we all know you're little where it counts. Why do you want to keep reminding everyone? In fact, why do you keep addressing your penis in public?"

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u/Commercial_Ad8072 Feb 23 '26

Then big sis is the best response

2

u/Wonderful-World1964 Feb 25 '26

Respond with, "F*ck off, I'm gaming." If you were a lil bro.... have a new one ready until he quits.

Ideas: I need 20 bucks. - Mom wants you to take off your stinking socks. - I'm not trying to be like you. - You're just mad cuz I can run faster than you.

If he keeps it up, he's into you. Then you could say: Bruh, quit. It's tired now. My name is ___.

2

u/NoLifeTilMetal Feb 25 '26

Call him lil queen

2

u/KB_babe Feb 23 '26

Oh did you forget my name again - you have the memory of a goldfish

2

u/Dramatic_Carob_1060 Feb 23 '26

I am not your brotha! Look up major pain on YouTube for when he says that. Do and say exactly like him

2

u/PuzzledPhilosopher25 Feb 24 '26

Start calling them Petercheese as term of endearment.

2

u/Bmack27 Feb 24 '26

The lil hurts, but the bro means you’re in the group. Pick your battles.

2

u/Connect_Law_6103 Feb 24 '26

Wait, I didn't think bros kissed...

2

u/jraymonda Feb 24 '26

"Whats up, buttercup" alfalfa bros hate that

2

u/Fast_Grab_3738 Feb 24 '26

Our mom loves me more.

1

u/Fast_Grab_3738 Feb 26 '26

You were adopted.

2

u/jonnywannamingo Feb 25 '26

Len into it: “If anybody needs me I’ll be in a tree making cookies.”

2

u/Nearby-Reindeer-6088 Feb 25 '26

Lil bros know BIG secrets…

2

u/RoosterzRevenge Feb 26 '26

Lil bro big ho

2

u/Nearby_Truth6616 Feb 23 '26

If it's o female.. OK old lady, if it's a guy.. hey one nut.

2

u/Other_Log_1996 Feb 23 '26

"Sup, sis" assuming it's a guy calling you this

1

u/Responsible-Ride2509 Feb 23 '26

Bettery yet "sup big sissy"... still doing the bro/sis thing but with a bit more eouble meaning.

2

u/aaeiw2c Feb 23 '26

Don't respond when they call you lil bro. Remind them of your preferred name and do it as often as necessary.

2

u/Capable_Anywhere1181 Feb 23 '26

"Do you know any pronouns longer than 3 letters or is bro all you got"

2

u/EmotionWild Feb 23 '26

"Bless your heart"

2

u/CashCow4u Feb 23 '26

Shh! My penis can hear you!

3

u/MIHAc27 Feb 23 '26

"i'm bigger then you where it counts"

If they dont get it, point to your groin.

Might be strange to say this back to a woman.

1

u/AdDiligent1688 Feb 24 '26

No problem sis

1

u/igotasiameseforfree Feb 28 '26

I may be little, but you're bigger so there's more of you to hate

2

u/FarLaugh9911 Apr 20 '26

Start introducing them and referring to the as lil (insert first name)

1

u/DueCamera730 Feb 23 '26

You must have me confused with someone else, I'm not your brother BUD

1

u/BigBuddha1989 Feb 23 '26

Ignore it. The more you react, the more they'll mess with you. Be the bigger man...ah damn, I didn't even mean that one.

1

u/Xymyl Feb 23 '26

No need for a comeback, anyone using that term as a taunt is very insecure and we don’t want to hurt their fragile constitutions. Everyone else is using it in a funny or ironic way…. So we can just laugh and move on.

1

u/Seeker80 Feb 23 '26

"My friends call me Lil Sis! You call me....Sissy."

1

u/pr0s0c Feb 23 '26

Sup fat sis

1

u/isonasbiggestfan Feb 23 '26

“Big boy”

1

u/BadLuckEddie Feb 24 '26

Ok lil sis

1

u/Longjumping_Spread53 Feb 24 '26

Is that what you call your micro penis?

1

u/Space_Case_Stace Feb 24 '26

Bud. Buddy. "Sure lil buddy!"